Yet another really random song fic. This one is to the tune of Nick's "SpongeBob SquarePants" theme song. I was reeeeeeeeaaaaaaaally bored when I wrote this and my brother is watching it in the other room right now so that's where I got my inspiration! And the character 'Dani' is me.
Disclaimer: I do NOT own any of this. Nickeloden owns the theme song and Stephenie Meyer owns Edward sigh Cullen.
Dani: Are you ready girls?
Girls: Aye-aye Dani.
Dani: I can't hear you...
Girls: Aye-Aye Dani!!
Dani: Oh! Who lives in a mansion in the forest?
Girls: Edward Cullen!
Dani: Sparkly, undead, and hot is he!
Girls: Edward Cullen!
Dani: If vegetarian vampires be something you wish...
Girls: Edward Cullen!
Dani: Then drool and pant like a dog!
Girls: Edward Cullen!
Dani: Ready?
Everybody: Edward Cullen! Edward Cullen! Edward Cullen!
Dani: Edward... Cullen! Ha ha.