Dualscar and Nanna were living in their cozy, suburban house. They were watching the television show "Pirates do Pirate Things Because They're Pirates" when Dualscar's tummy let loose a growl.
"Grrrrrr" growled Dualscar's tummy because it was growling and hungry.
"Don't worry, my child," Dualscar whispered into his tummy, "we will eat soon. Hey Banana, what do you want for dinner?"
Nanna replied "Why don't you decide and I cook?"
"Ok. Perhaps salad?" offered Dualscar.
"What the heck is a sal-lad?" asked Nanna. "What about a krabby patty?"
"Oh silly," laughed Dualscar, "those aren't hip!"
"Er, right on" replied Nanna, sadly.