Cat: Alrighty here we go!

Bakura: Your weirder then I am. And anyway what about me and Anzu?

Cat: I dunno. I guess I like Malik and Anzu better.

Bakura: (;;)

Disclaimer: Tormented Innocence does not own Yu-gi-oh.

"Malik! Wake up now!" Isis shouted. She had been trying to get Malik up for almost an hour.

"Mmmm hmm." murmered Malik sleepily.

Isis sighed. "You have ten minutes to get up."

Malik sat up and stretched. "Ok, ok." he said while rubbing his eyes.

Isis sighed and left, as soon as Isis was gone Malik fell back into his bed and closed his eyes.

Ten minutes later:

Isis sat down at the table. 'Look's like Malik's fallen asleep... again.' Just then there was a knock at the door. 'Post.' she thought getting up. She walked up and opened the door.

"G'mornin' Isis." said Bob (A/N: He's the post man.)

"Good morning Bob, I see that your still delivering post." said Isis as he handed her the mail.

"Yes well, I'll be getting back to building soon. When Jenny (A/N: That's her name right?) comes back." he grinned. 'Let's see Isis predict this.'

"Well then I suppose that will be next week." said Isis smiling a little.

Bob's jaw hit the ground. 'BUT ONLY I KNEW THAT!' "Just how did you- I didn't tell- That was a- Darn!" and he left.

'He's been trying to get me all week.' she put a hand on her M.necklace and sighed. She went back to the kitchen and sat down looking through the post. 'Bill, bill, bill, bill, oh Malik's won a trip to paradise island, bill, bi-' (O.O) "MALIK!"

Upstairs:

Snore.

Snore.

Snore.

"MALIK!"

Malik jumped out of his bed accidently hitting the shelf causing a few book's to hit him on the head

Thump.

Thump.

(X.X)

Isis ran up the stairs.

"MALIK!" she shouted again.

Malik rubbed his head. "Ra damnit woman! Did you have to scream so loud?"

Isis ran into his room. "Malik, tell me now. Did you sign-up for Tormented Innocence's contest? Win a trip to paradise Island?"

Malik raised an eyebrow.

Flashback:

"Bill, bill, bill, ooh I can win a trip to funny Island!" 'What the hell is a funny island? Oh well, funny, right? Meaning that it'll be cool.' He put the magazine down and started looking at the question.

Q) What does Chained and Torchered do in her spare time?

Malik shrugged. 'If Chained and Torchered has watched the finals of battle city then she'd be worshipping me.' so he wrote;

Answer: Worshipping life-size pictures of Malik Ishtar.

'Ok now to post it.'

End flashback.

"No, I don't recall doing so. Why?"

Isis held up the magazine at Malik. "Look!"

Malik took the magazine and read. It said:

CONGRATULATIONS MALIK ISHTAR!

You are the winner of the contest! Out of 10 million people to enter, you and only one other lucky winner are going to funny Island! Your ticket is attached to the leaflet below. You will meet the one and only Tormented Innocence at the entrance to Paradise Island. Not only that but you also get fifty-hundred yen spending money!

WARNING: YOU MUST GET TO THE ENTRANCE OF PARADISE ISLAND AT FIVE O'CLOCK. ANY LATER AND YOUR FREE STAY WILL NOT BE FREE ANYMORE.

(O.O) Malik's eyes went huge.

"Isn't it great? You get to go to paradise Island!" said Isis dancing around the room. "Now I can finally get rid of you!" she stopped dancing realizing what she said. "Ummm I mean. You'll finally make friends with someone!"

(-.-U)"Isis, you know that if I get there late then we'll probably loose all the money we have?"

Isis screamed. "NO! THIS CAN'T HAPPEN! I DESERVE A VACATION!"

(-.-U) "Isis I'm going to paradise Island." reminded Malik.

"Yes, but if your not here then my life will be a vacation!"

"I feel so loved." said Malik sarcasticly.

Isis glared at him. "Get packing!"

He was about to argue.

"NOW!"

He nodded.

T.I: Ok please review! Please don't flame! Please tell me to update! Please don't laugh at the fact that I worship a life-size picture of Malik Ishtar! REVIEW!