Are They Done Yet? Episode One A Valentine's Special
Happy Valentines day all you awesome people who are reading this! Who's awesome? YOU ARE! Have great day and enjoy!
"Hey all you awesome people! Today were gonna make some cookies! Right Marluxia?"
"Spread the love! Spread the joy! Spread the love!"
"Um you already said love Marluxia…"
Marluxia a wavy pink haired nobody number 11 from Organization 13 and was skipping around the kitchen in The Castle that Never Was, throwing pink rose petals everywhere. And Demyx an optimistic mullet haired young man was an innocent by stander filming the entire situation for a web show he had made.
It was February 14th, Valentine's day to be exact and the two Nobody's wanted to celebrate it somehow, even though they didn't have hearts to feel.
"Spread the love, spread the love!" Marluxia continued singing and skipping with a wide ear to ear grin. The camera wiped around quickly to catch the dancing Marluxia on film.
"Ready to make the cookies?" Demyx inquired from behind the device as he sniffled through his nose, man Marluxia could sometimes use way too much perfume.
"Spread the love, spread the love!" The pink haired nobody acted as if Demyx wasn't there and continued skipping.
"Hey, Marly I'm talking to you."
"Spread the love! Spread the love!
Demyx placed the camera on the island in the middle of the kitchen and…
SMACK!
"MY BEAUTIFUL FACE, MY GORGEOUS FACE!" The graceful Assassin was shown shrieking like a little girl sitting on the floor while caressing his face gently after Demyx wacked him.
"So as I was saying, we should make heart shaped cookies for everyone!" Demyx announced again while picking up the camera and taped his friend.
"Can they be pink?"
"Yes Marluxia, they can be pink…"
"Yippee!" The pink haired man clapped his hands together and squealed.
Just then the kitchen door swung open and a tall long blonde haired man with creepy bright green eyes stood in the door way. This was Vexen, the creepy Scientist of them all. The two whipped around and the focus of the camera zoomed in on Vexen's creepy face, a snicker was heard from behind the device.
"What are you imbeciles doing?" He asked while staring at them with an upset expression, Vexen never seemed happy, the only time he'd actually laugh and grin was when he was doing his maniacal laughing session.
"THIS IS SPARTA!" A loud deep voice echoed through the air, everyone just pushed it off like it was something that happened often.
"Nothing, what are you doing?" Demyx inquired as he cleared his throat a few times, the perfume was still bugging him.
The creepy man took a step in, only to place his foot on a pink rose petal the Graceful Assassin left behind. He slipped and slid around on the petal as if he were ice skating, the other two nobody's stared with their mouths agape, dumbstruck.
"Ahhhh!" The scientist screamed like a little girl as he continued sliding around on the petal. He flapped his arms around trying to maintain his balance.
Demyx moved the camera at different angles to capture the troubled Vexen sliding around, zooming in and out at times.
After circling around the island a few times and around the kitchen he finally crashed into a wall and fell backwards, unconscious.
With camera in hand the two ran over to the man on his back and poked him continuously.
"Maybe we should hide him in the closet?" Marluxia suggested with a shrug.
Demyx zoomed in and viewed the creeps face up close for all people to see, and have nightmares.
"Good idea."
And with that he set the camera back on the island in a perfect spot to view him and Marluxia both holding up opposite ends of the man (Demyx carrying the legs and Marluxia his head) and threw him into the kitchen closet and shut the door.
"SMASHING PUMPKINS!" It was that same voice again shouting nonsense, who was it?
"Back to the cookies… "Demyx turned to face the camera after dusting his hands as if he hadn't heard the scream, "Alright so step one; Find a good sized mixing bowl, ok?" He turned around and grabbed one out of a top cupboard and set it on the counter, "Step two-"
"Are they done yet?" Marluxia interrupted while sitting in a stool placed at the island, running his fingers through his hair as he stared at himself in a hand held mirror that randomly appeared out of nowhere.
"We haven't even put the mix together yet Marluxia." Demyx replied after turning around.
"Oh right, sorry."
"So step two; get your cookie mix, pancake mix or whatever you're gonna use and dump it into the bowl!" Demyx smiled at the camera while before he turned back around and opened a sugar cookie packet and poured it into the bowl.
"Are they done yet?" The pink haired man asked as he was now sitting in a random salon chair filing his pink nails with a bright red filer.
"No Marluxia, we have like ten more steps to go!" Demyx sighed with annoyance before looking back at the camera, "Anyway the next step is to add your ingredients, but it depends on what you're making so don't follow our steps if you aren't making sugar cookies." The Melodious Nocturne turned back around and poured some eggs that he had cracked earlier into the mixture along with some milk and vanilla.
"Are they done yet?" Marluxia asked in a southern accent. Demyx turned his head to face him, and stared wide eyed at the outfit the pink haired man was wearing. He wore a brown ten gallon hat complete with boots, a bandana and cowboy attire.
"When did you get changed?" The shocked nobody asked.
"A couple seconds ago." Marluxia replied in a deep southern accent as he dusted off some invisible dust off his shoulder.
"How?"
"Just like this, done." A poof of white smoke appeared around Marluxia and after it disappeared he was now wearing a black bear costume.
"Just by saying done?" White smoke then appeared around Demyx and after it dissipated he was wearing a king's outfit, seated on a tall, giant royal throne.
"Done." Marluxia said as he pointed to the cookie mixture. Suddenly, the bowl of ingredients poofed into a tray of warm baked delicious cookies right before their eyes.
"Wow…" Demyx awed as he stared with his mouth open.
"THIS IS SPARTA!" The random voice yelled, it had to be someone with a deep voice. Xemnas? Lexeaus even Xaldin maybe?
"Well guys, I think were done!" Demyx shouted off screen, too high up for him to be captured on camera.
"HOLY ARTICHOKE THISTLE! They're not pink or heart shaped!" The pink haired man shrieked in utter horror as he pointed to the batch of cookies on the counter, still wearing the bear costume.
"Uh, hold on…Done!" Demyx exclaimed as he pointed his index finger at the cookies. They puffed in white smoke and once it cleared…
"HOLY BIGHEAD KNAPWEED, KITTENS!" Marluxia screeched as he leaped towards the kittens on the counter, knocking the camera on the floor while he did so.
With loud clicks and bangs the screen was now showing the black bear costume feet of Marluxia coming closer. The man-bear dude scooped up the camera and it happened to be on zoom from the fall and it was now showing the pink nose hairs of Marluxia nose.
The man tossed it into the air and the screen was now showing Marluxia getting smaller and smaller until it was caught in Demyx's hands.
"Maybe we should turn it off." He stated as he hit the power button.
The screen turned back on hours later and was showing Demyx's grinning face, "Oh, it's on." He mumbled and then whipped the camera around to show two batches of pink frosted heart shaped cookies on silver trays.
"Our babies are done! And it only took us…Two and a half hours, whoa, a new record!" The Melodious Nocturne exclaimed from behind the camera. He then turned the camera to his right and viewed Marluxia tied up in a rope that was attached to the stove. "Yeah I'm not going to explain what happened, but anyway the cookies are done! Now we can give them away!"
Marluxia jerked his head up quickly and then sang suddenly, "Oops I did it again, I played with your heart, got lost in the game!"
"Yeah and that's why he's tied up, but I'm not getting into details so… Let's go!" Demyx stopped recording and the screen went blank for a few seconds. Then a new scene was showing and Demyx was standing in front of a creamy white door in the bleach hallway while carrying a red container decorated with hearts.
The camera angled up to zoom in on the words, 'Superior of In Between, I', "I'm gonna give one to my boss!" Demyx whispered excitedly from behind the camera as he knocked on the door a couple of times.
After a few clicks of locks the door slowly creaked open to reveal and older man's face with glowing ember eyes and silver hair, "What is it number nine? And what are you doing with that camera?" His Superior asked.
The melodious Nocturne then zoomed in on Xemnas' eyes and giggling as he did so.
"Oh I'm giving out cookies for V times day!" Demyx replied as he held out the container with his left hand.
"It's Valentine's day Demyx, not Valentime's. I'm starting a new diet so I won't accept them."
And with that Xemnas closed his door.
With an "Aww" Demyx walked a few feet to the next door labeled, 'Free Shooter, II' and knocked.
The door opened quite fast shocking Demyx a bit and revealed a tall man with an eye patch over his right eye and his long hair was tied in pony tail, "Hey dude, are those cookies for me?" He asked in a surfer's accent.
"They sure are Xigbar! Take a couple!" The Melodious Nocturne replied with a cheesy grin.
The free shooter grabbed a couple and crammed one in his mouth, "Hmm pretty good. Oh hi guys!" Said Xigbar with a wave as he noticed he was getting filmed.
The screen went blank for a moment and was now viewing a short black haired girl with blue eyes.
"Want a cookie?" Demyx asked her as he zoomed into her face. She giggled quietly and took a frosted pink cookie in her hand.
"Thanks." She said quietly nearly above a whisper.
"No prob Xion! Happy Valentime's day!"
She then stood on her tippy toes and pressed her lips against his cheek softly and walked off, leaving Demyx red as a tomato.
"W-wow," He stuttered, "I guess today is a good day after all…"
The scene changed suddenly and was now viewing a tall spiky bright red haired man with purple tear drops under his eyes.
"Hey you ladies out there, watch me flex my muscles!" The man named Axel stated with a Cheshire cat of a grin and rolled up the sleeve of his cloak and flexed his muscles.
"Axel knock it off." Demyx said from behind the camera, "Just take a cookie."
With a roll of his eyes the tall man grabbed a couple of cookies and turned on his heel and walked away.
"REVENGE!" It was that deep voice again echoing through the hallways, what's going on?
With a change of scene it was now showing Demyx sitting on the stool in the kitchen, "Well I was able to manage to give out five cookies, it's such a bummer. What am I going to do with the leftovers?" He asked the camera.
"WOOF WOOF BARK BARK! MARLY WANTS A COOKIE!"
Demyx whipped the camera to the left and viewed Marluxia sitting on the floor still chained up, and quickly whipped back to Demyx, "So I hope you guys have an awesome Valentine's day, or singles awareness day whatever you wanna call it. But please leave a comment in that pretty box below and tell us if you're single or not and see ya later!" He still stared at the screen, "Bye now…Bye bye! Why are you still watching? BYE!"
He finally hit the power switch.
I hope you enjoyed Demyx's new webshow! I might add episodes later on, but just tell me what you guys think and answer Demyx's question, he asked nicely after all.