Toy story aliens are Announcer- Epic rap battles of fan fiction!
Announcer- Grug Crood... (Grug shakes his fist, background is the cave)
Announcer- vs Cru! (Cru has minions by his side, inside the basement lair)
Announcer- BEGIN!
Beat: TOO TOUGH INSTRUMENTAL
Cru verse one-'start at 0:13' and (insert minion voices here)
Assemble the minions! I will show this fool how to be a real dad! (What!)
When it comes to parenting, I make him seem bad! (A bad dad!)
You shouldn't be rapping, 'it's new!'
Chasing after the sun huh? It stays in one spot, you should have knew! (Learn your science!)
I don't need my gadgets to win this battle!
Stop herding your family, like they are cattle!
Your movie sucks, including your original animals! (Right?!)
On the second movie, I have a lot of pals!
Grug Crood- verse one- 00:58
Alright let's do this! I flew from continent to continent in seconds!
I will crush you under a rock. Then go back home for family bond!
I wrote these lyrics in a cave, and I'm still winning.
This is going to end worse then 'The Shining'.
Quickly pop you like you are corn! Make you explode like a firework!
Your minions are working for me, now! So get to work!
I will do anything to protect my families at all time.
Your so-called-gadgets are actually pretty lame.
Cru verse 2- 1:36
I went on a secret mission, and kidnapped the moon. (Ooohhhh!)
But you possibly don't know what that is either, you loon!
Grug verse 2- 1:43
I don't care about your song parodies!
I would rather watch Smosh's crappy parodies!
Cru verse 3: 1:51
You won't let you daughter have a boy friend. (Kiss kiss)
I will embarrass myself for my little girls, you fiend.
Grug verse 4: 2:00
You adopted 3 girls, that doesn't make you a hero.
Go back to being a villain, just don't have a cow.
- the music stops at 2:09
- Cru- I will make you eat those words.
- Grug- bring it.
The two dad walk towards each other. Cru has his gun, and Grug had a boulder.
Cru fires the fart gun at Grug, making the cavemen fall over, making the boulder go in the sky and squish Cru under it...
Few hours later, Ugga and Lucy helped the two up on their feet. "Thanks," the father said.
"Were not done with you," the wives said. The music then continued
Lucy and Ugga- final verse at 2:10, both rap together
Listen here honey, both of you are completly despicable.
Just be glad you guys arent disabled!
Grug, let Epp go on her own, she will always be your daughter!
And Cru, your skills are lacking, you're this way because of your mother!
Both of you will be sleeping on the counch or rock tonight!
We as women will fill your life with fright!
Aliens from toy story- umm, who won? Whose next? You decide?
Epic rap battles of Fathers day!
Suggested by- Siily Lilly
Brad as Cru
George as Grug Crood
Jessica and Abby as Lucy and Ugga