Dont Tell Anyone
When you are sad, I make you cupcakes.
I know you secretly like them.
When the mean kids at skool hurt you, I put band-aids everywhere except on your owies. That way I can kiss them.
I know you secretly think that helps.
When you dont know im there, I sneak up on you and touch your antennas.
I know you secretly dont sleep unless I do that.
When you watch discovery channel I hide under the blanket with you.
I know you're secretly afraid of scientists.
When your mad I start crying.
I know that you secretly dont like it when im sad.
When im cold, you snuggle with me.
I know that you secretly care about me.
When I do nice things for you, you give me kisses.
I know that you secretly love me.
You can't keep secrets from me.
...and I secretly love you, master.