Author's note: So I originally wrote this like 7 years ago and upon rereading, I almost gouged my eye out from how poorly I wrote it, so here's a better version of my original story. It's still not great but I can assure you it's better than before. It's set during the Chunin exams and Naruto's fight with Neji but it's total crack. Sorry if this disrupted your regularly scheduled programming of current fan fictions. Feel free to ignore this as I really only rewrote it for myself.
As Naruto stood across from Neji in the arena, they made eye contact. Neji narrowed his eyes in what he hoped look as intimidating as he thought it was. Naruto returned the look.
Genma look at the pair before shouting, "Alright, begin!"
The battle was initially fierce but quickly it was obvious that Naruto was going to lose. Badly. Hinata heart sunk as she watched her cousin practically destroy the man she love.
Neji threw Naruto back, causing him to slam against a wall. Breathing hard, Naruto slowly got back on his feet, hand resting heavily on his knees.
"Alright, I'm totally gonna lose. I have to think of something, fast."
The idea hit him like a truck.
"Harem no jutsu!"
Smoke filled the arena, Neji waves his hand back and forth across this face, coughing.
"Ha, what do you think that could..."
The smoke finally cleared, reveling dozens of naked blondes.
"Oh my god..." Neji manged to choke out before his nose bleed rocketed him backwards, rendering him unconscious.
Neji was not the only one to fall victim, however; all the men watching also met similar fates, as well as some of the girls in attendance.
"Naruto wins!" Genma said, barely audible, because of his massive nose bleed.
Hinata shook her head sadly; she wanted Naruto to win, but not like this. Maybe he wasn't all she hoped he would be and she needed to move on.