A/N--- This was a challenge fic from Bubblez-rocks-your-socks. I won't put in what the terms were yet...because they come up in the next chapter. This will only be 2 or 3 chapters long.

Enjoy!

"Stupid bloody Time Lord. Stupid sucking banker, thinks he knows everything. Stupid sit, banker, custard."

One very guilty Time Lord was standing with his ear pressed against the door to Rose's bedroom on the TARDIS. He had recently accidentally managed to get Rose almost married to some alien King on their last adventure and after having been made to dance to some strange song about "Honey" or "Bee's" or something of that nature the Doctor had only made things worse for her by claiming that she was in fact already married to him. He had thought this a very good idea at the time until the 'marriage ritual' of burning their clothes and being dipped in melted chocolate together had arisen. So all in all the Doctor was not in Rose's good books. But he had to admit that she had some strange insults for him…one sounded like "banker" another sounded like "custard" oh…no wait…that's custard with a 'ba'. Oh…banker, sucking and sit weren't quite so innocent either, the TimeLord soon realised. Hmm…he would definitely have to make the doors easier to eavesdrop through.

Ok, so it hadn't been their most successful adventure…oh dear. He knocked gently on Rose's door, expecting her to yell at him, he braced himself for the onslaught.

"If you've come to tell me again how I said I wanted a day with dancing and chocolate you'd better stay on the other side of that door because that WASN'T WHAT I ….meant." Rose had been screaming at him but her words turned to a mere whimper when she had seen the Doctor's face as he entered the room. He looked like a little puppy who'd just been hit over the head by a heavy object…a very heavy object. She felt guilty at once. Of course he hadn't meant to put her in danger. How could she stay mad at him.

The Doctor saw the change in Rose's expression and took his opportunity to make things better, he moved closer to her and pulled a banana out from behind his back.

"Last one on the TARDIS Miss Tyler and all yours." He said with a lavish bow. She couldn't help herself, she smiled.

"Was that a smile?"

"No." Rose said turning away so that he wouldn't see the even larger smile that had crept it's way onto her face.

"You smiled! Ha. Yes Miss Tyler you can't stay mad at me, I AM just that impressive. And after all you did ask for a relaxing day 'with chocolate and maybe some dancing' I think those were your exact words were they not." The Doctor was smug. Smug as the Doctor could be. Until, the hand collided with the side of his face. Her slap was even worse than her mother's.

"I told you if you were going to say that to STAY AWAY FROM ME!" She pushed him out of her room, with surprising force for such a short person, and slammed the door in his face.

'That was not how it was mean to happen. Not the apology and kiss and make up that I had planned' Thought the Doctor as he sadly made his was to the console room with his tail between his legs.

It had been three days since she had yelled at the Doctor and now Rose was feeling guilty. She hadn't meant to hit him quite so hard after all. But he could just be so, so smug. Well…she loved him anyway, in fact sometimes she loved how sickeningly smug he was. So she thought perhaps she should make it up to him. He was good to her, and sweet to her, and hell he had given her the last banana on the TARDIS, now for the Doctor that was love! So with the help of the ever watchful TARDIS, Rose concocted a grand gesture of apology for her alien lover.

"Come on Doctor." Her grin was almost inhuman, he had never seen her looking quite so sneaky or pleased with herself, she looked decidedly…smug. She hadn't even spoken to him in three days and now she was beaming at him like a smug, blonde, Cheshire cat! Oh well…he trusted her and he was happier than ever that she was back to normal with him again. Just to show how happy he was at her happiness he wrapped her up in an almost bone crushing hug. She gave a fairly undignified squeak and a laugh into his ear, before placing a very welcome kiss to his lips.

"This is my apology for being a little shi…terror, Doctor." Rose said looking a little shy now.

"Well I think you need to be a little…terror, more often then." He said, moving his hands to her bum and his head down for another kiss.

"No." She was laughing "I didn't mean the kiss…I meant…oh just look outside!" The look on the Doctor's face was priceless. Rose wished she had a camera so that she could use that expression for future blackmail material.

"You flew the TARDIS?" He gaped at her unbelievingly

"Yes Mr. I'm-so-great-and-can-fly-a-time-machine I flew the TARDIS…and you'd better stop with that tone right now." She pointed a warning finger at him, but her stance was ruined by the smile she was wearing.

"With a little help from the wonderful and talented TARDIS herself of course." She smirked as she ran her hand lovingly across the wall.

"Traitor" The Doctor muttered to his machine.

"Oh for god's sake just get your bony backside outside mister!" Rose demanded. Sensing his lingering amusement and annoyance that she had flown the TARDIS without him even knowing, Rose grabbed his hand and pulled him outside.

"Rose Tyler! This is BRILLIANT!" The Time Lord had one hand in Rose's, the other in his pocket and he was positively beaming!

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