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We start our story with Professor Charles Xavier returned from MurIsland back to the Xavier School for the gifted, only to hear the noise of destruction.
"What on Earth is going on this time?" Xavier asked as he used his psychic powers to find out where that noise came from. It came from the Danger Room. The X-Men are fighting and arguing again as usual, destroying everything in site while a three way brawl between Wolverine, Cyclops and Gambit took place. Beast gets annoyed by it and the bickering between Storm, Rogue, Jubliee and Jean Gray.
"They are at it again. I'm going to put a stop to this once and for all. And believe I know how." Xavier declared as he headed straight to the Danger Room.
In the Danger Room, there were piles of destroyed robots and vehicles. Cyclops gained the upper hand, knocking Gambit down only to get punched in the face by the angry Wolverine.
"Dammit Wolverine! Must you keep doing that! The only reason why we are always fighting because you idiots screwed up the mission by disobeying my direct orders. Those people in the Apartment could've been killed if you haven't started a fight without my say so!" Cyclops shot at Wolverine, blasted him with his optic beams.
"Shut up Cyclops! The only reason I don't take orders from your sorry ass because you let your leadership position go straight to that damn head of yours! Morph almost got killed because you're too much of a pussy to save him!" Wolverine shot back, slashing him across the chest.
"Wolverine's got a great point mon a mei. Maybe the X-Men needs a third man in charge. I mean three leaders since ol' canucklehead's got the experience." Gambit suggested as he threw his kinetic charged cards at both of them before they ducked during the explosion.
"Can it gumbo! But you got a point there." Wolverine was gonna come after Gambit but Storm hit him with her Lightning Bolt.
"I do not know why do I have to put up with all you men. Especially Wolverine. But I do know one thing. YOU ACT LIKE JUBILEE! A BUNCH OF SPOILED BRATS!" Storm yelled before Jubilee hit her with her energy plasmoids
"Darlin'. I ain't no spoiled brat because I don't bitch about everything. So can the crap while I'm still puttin' ol Boy Scout in his place." Wolverine told her while he and Cyclops are still fighting.
"Scott, you're as egotistical as everyone here! And I agree with Wolverine on this one!" Jean Gray shouted.
"Dammit Jean! Not you too! Why is everybody treating me like a bad guy! I'm not as egotistical as you think I am! If someone is egotistical other than me, it's you guys because you never follow orders! I'm the real leader of this team and what I say goes! Not Wolverine! And defiantly not Storm! " Cyclops shouted back, shooting at Wolverine.
"Oh, is that right! Well maybe someone needs to put you in your place "dear husband of mine"! Jean shouted back, hitting the boys with her telepathic beams. Gambit got under Rogue's skin, commenting her power controlling problems.
"C'mon Chere'. Why you don't wanna kiss me? It's not like you to act so insecure." Gambit wanted to know what's wrong with her.
"Instead o tauntin' me you low life Swamp Rat, try walk a mile in mah shoes so you'll learn what is like to be scared of usin' yer power to absorb someone else's life force!" Rogue yelled as she punched Gambit in the face.
"That's way out of line Rogue! Just because I was born in Louisiana, doesn't give you de right to call me that name!" Gambit yelled back, then he threw his charged up cards at her. The card exploded in front of her and fell hard into the ground. "Forgive me Chere but you brought this on yaself!"
"Jubilee! You are in serious trouble young lady! You and Wolverine!" Storm growled furiously at Jubilee.
"Well if you haven't pissed me off Storm, I wouldn't a kicked your big booty ass! Your ass is as big as your ego!" Jubilee shot back, shooting at Storm.
"Yeah, the same ass I owned since Red doesn't want me anyway! Besides you did a better job than her when it comes to taming an animal like me in so many ways." Wolverine added. He got hit by Storm Lightning Bolts and Cyclops' Optic Beams.
"Watch your language Jubilation Lee because I will not tolerate your Wolverine influenced behavior." Storm said sternly.
"WHAT! That tears it! Storm yer makin' me mad, sayin' I'm a bad influence on her! Remember the time you've misjudged me for my huntin' skills?" Wolverine growled furiously, knocking Cyclops out, grabbing Storm by the foot and pulled her down, slamming her on the ground. then he pinned her.
"Yes and your point is?" Storm asked.
"You're misjudgin' me again. You guys are still doin' it since the day I joined this turkey outfit you call a team."
"Perhaps you'd see things differently if you walk a mile in my shoes and be a weather Goddess for just one day." Storm said before the Danger Room got shut down by Xavier.
"Would all of you care to tell me WHAT IS GOING ON HERE! Why are you fighting again?" Professor X demanded.
"Because we had some disagreements about the incident involving the Brotherhood attacking the city. While Wolverine's busy fighting Sabretooth, we had our hands full with the Juggernaut and the Blob. They destroyed the apartment, sending people to the hospital! That's where these idiots screwed it all up disobeying my order!" Cyclops explained, pointing his finger at his teammates. Then they bicker again.
"Perhaps we could've planned it carefully if you should have listenned to me in the first blasted place!" Beast shot at Cyclops.
"Oh. Now you suggested a plan that is better than any of these jerks could've come up with." Jubilee said sarcastically.
"Exactly Jubilee. But that tone of yours is unacceptable." Beast shot at Jubilee.
"Ooh Beast! You are so dead when I blast you to Kingdom Come!" Jubilee shot back.
"Enough! All of you! The Brotherhood is coming directly to the X-Mansion and they want revenge." Xavier announced.
"Then we'll kick their sorry asses out of our turf! C'mon!" Wolverine commanded.
"Hey, I'm the leader, remember?" Cyclops reminded Wolverine.
"The last time you were a leader was 10 minutes after we came back from Times Square!" Storm said sarcastically. The X-Men bickered again.
"ENOUGH! I'm afraid you left me no choice but to do this..." Professor X said as he uses his powers to zap the X-Men, aiming at their brainwaves. 8 of their bodies were glowing in gender colors. Blue is for male. Pink is for female. Their souls came out of their bodies and went into each other's.
"Ah! Professor, what did you do?" Cyclops demanded as his voice came of Jean Gray's mouth.
"I exchanged you all into each other's forms so you can appreciate one another and stop fighting one another." Xavier answered calmly.
"Are you saying that we've switched bodies?" Jubilee panicky asked.
"Yes Jubilee." Xavier answered again. Wolverine is now in Storm's body, Storm is now in Wolverine's body, Cyclops is now in Jean Gray's body, Jean Gray is now in Cyclops' body, Gambit is now in Rogue's body, Rogue is now in Gambit's body, Beast is now in Jubilee's body and Jubilee is now in Beast's body. They all screamed in panic.
"Now ya done it Chuck! Change us back before I really get mad!" Wolverine in Storm's body growled as his temper triggered a lightning bolt from the sky.
"Control your temper or you'll kill us all, Logan. My powers are triggered based on my emotions. That's why you have to keep your emotions in check. Because if you do not, you'll..." Storm in Wolverine's body tried to warm him about her weather powers before she got cut off by Wolverine.
"Can it Storm! I'm in no mood to listen to you right now." Wolverine in Storm's body snarled.
"Well do not blame me if everything goes wrong." Storm in Wolverine's body sarcastically said.
"Aw great. Now ah'm trapped inside that low down, dirty body of a lowlife swamp rat." Rogue in Gambit's body said.
"Watch it Chere! I'm not gonna take anymore of your crap ya hear!" Gambit in Rogue's body yelled at her as he touched her breasts.
"Don't touch mah boobies Remy! You shouldn't touch what isn't yours!" Rogue in Gambit's body yelled back.
"Oh yeah?" Gambit in Rogue's body argued.
"Yeah!" Rogue in Gambit's body argued back.
"SCOTT! This is all your fault!" Jean Gray in Cyclops' body yelled at him.
"My fault? Well if you haven't criticized about my leadership duties and our relationship Jean, we wouldn't a got into this mess in the first damn place!" Cyclops in Jean Gray's body yelled back.
"You arrogant asshole!" Jean roared in anger as she unwittingly zapped Cyclops with her optic beams. She suddenly lost control of Scott's powers, destroying everything in sight.
"Jean, shut your eyes now!" Scott told her. She closed her eyes, shutting down Scott's powers.
"I hope you're happy Scott fucking Summers! I hope you find a way to get us out of this mess because as of right now... I HATE YOU!" Jean shouted in fury as she started to cry.
"Change us back Professor. Please?" Jubilee in Beast's body pleaded.
"She's right Professor Xavier. As long as we remain switched, our enemies will take advantage of the situation." Beast in Jubilee's body added.
"I understand Hank but I'm afraid that we have some uninvited guests coming our way." Xavier told them as the alarm went on. They went to the war room.
"Oh no. It's the Mutant Brotherhood again. They want revenge for the incident we almost prevented. In our confusing state, we will not stand a chance against them." Storm in Wolverine's body said.
"Like hell if that's gonna stop us from kicking their sorry asses. Let's get out and pulverize those dirtbags." Wolverine in Storm's body growled.
"But Wolvie, we're switched remember? There's no way we're gonna kick their butts looking like this." Jubilee in Beast's body protested.
"And we cannot be sure if we are to control each other's powers." Storm in Wolverine's body added.
"Contact me when yer sure. But in the meantime, I'm goin' out there and defend our turf. I don't give a damn if I'm trapped in this useless body, I'm still the best there is at what I do." Wolverine in Storm's body cockily boasted and mocked Storm about her body.
"Watch your choice of words Logan! My beautiful body is not as useless as that animallistic ego of yours!" Storm in Wolverine's body yelled, causing Wolverine in Storm's body to growl in anger. His blue eyes glow in white and his new body started to electrify.
"We do not have time for this petty rivalry everyone! You must stop them before they cause collateral damage! Wolverine, Storm and Cyclops lead the team into battle." Professor X commanded.
"But Professor..." Cyclops in Jean's body protested only to get cut off by Xavier.
"No buts! That's an order! Now go!" Xavier ordered as the X-Men ran into action.
"Let's move it team!" Wolverine, Storm and Cyclops commanded the team at the same time.
"This is gonna a long day." Wolverine in Storm's body muttered as the X-Men went outside to fight the Brotherhood.
Next time on X-Men Fair X-Change: Our switched up hero are having their hands full with the Brotherhood as they struggle to get along and control each other's powers. But sooner than later the unexpected callery is the way to help out. Will the X-Men get their bodies back or will their egos be their downfall?