Officer Mitchell belongs to me. Everyone else belongs to Marvel Comics. This is for the It's Always Been challenge 03 for Valentine's Day.

KITT Copycat

By Marie Nomad

Officer Mitchell had seen many things over the years as a highway trooper. Yet, nothing was as strange as when he took a brief look inside a passing car and saw nothing behind the steering wheel. He turned on the sirens and saw license plate as 'Stark8'. He ran the license plate but he suspected that he knew who this was. He sighed as he pulled the car over. It was going to be one of those stops. He got out of the car and walked up to the beautiful Audi R8. The driver's seat was empty and he was baffled. "Hello?"

"Is there a problem, officer?" Tony asked from the back seat. Officer Mitchell noticed two obvious things. One, Tony Stark was completely naked. Two, there was a redhead who was also naked and trying to cover herself up. The officer turned away. It wasn't like that he had any weapons on him, except for that glowing arc thingy.

"I was checking for seat belt violations and... I noticed that there was no one driving." Officer Mitchell stated.

"Officer, we can explain." The redhead said sounding very embarrassed.

"I had JARVIS drive while me and Pepper were having some fun," Tony explained. "Oh, We're dressed now." Officer Mitchell turned around to see the couple now dressed. The officer suspected that Tony had plenty of experience getting dressed in the back of cars.

"Jarvis?" Officer Mitchell asked.

"That would be me, sir," a voice said from the speakers. Officer Mitchell jumped and stared at the monitor. Just when he thought he had seen everything, he had just pulled over a KITT copycat.

"I told you this was a bad idea," Pepper snapped at Tony.

"I know that this looks a little weird but we were just testing JARVIS' ability to drive." Tony explained as he grinned at the officer.

"While naked," the officer deadpanned.

"I multitask." Tony winked at Pepper who just buried her face in her hands. "But seriously, there are no laws against having a car drive itself while naked. Trust me, I checked."

"No, but there are laws against being a passenger in a car while not wearing a seat belt. This is a serious safety issue. What if you two get into an accident?"

"JARVIS won't let that happen."

"Tony, please, don't argue with the officer," Pepper said. Her face was still red. "I'm sorry for the trouble. I will get Tony to drive the car home."

"Awww... but-"

"I mean it, or no Burger King." Pepper glared at him.

"Oh... okay." Tony whined as Officer Mitchell let him out of the car. He promptly sat in the driver's seat. "Sit with me."

"I'm done with distracting you for one night. 'It will be fun. No one will notice.' What was I thinking?" Pepper refused as she remained in the back seat.

Officer Mitchell wondered who really wore the pants in this relationship. He started to write on his pad. "I am still going to write the both of you tickets for no seat belts but I will let the rest slide." He wasn't even sure how to ticket a computer on driving without a license.

"I'll pay for both of them," Tony sighed as he accepted both tickets.

"I'm sorry for the trouble, officer." Pepper apologized as she strapped on her seat belt.

"Just, don't do this again." Officer Mitchell said and the car drove off. He went back to his car and took a deep breath. He had just started to enter the data into the computer when the radio crackled.

"All units. I repeat, calling all units. There is a man dressed as a metal bug robbing a gas station." The radio stated.

Officer Mitchell replied, "Car 63, will back up." He drove off. It was going to be one of those nights.

The End