May I just say that incredible boredom leads to this… Another shameless self-insert! But, guess what, *GASP* you can be in my story, too. Through reading this chapter, you will learn all about the Maximum Ride Support Group.

Disclaimer: I don't own MR fools!

Ch. 1:

3rd Person POV

The teenage girl stared at her computer screen blankly. She huffed a sigh of complete boredom and just stared. What could she do? All her favorite fanfictions to read hadn't been updated in weeks.

"Lazy authors…" She muttered under her breath.

Like you're one to talk.

Her inner voice didn't even startle her anymore. She had grown used to it, because quite honestly, it was just another thing in her quest to be like Maximum Ride.

Now, back to the matter at hand. What could she do? As she said before, all her favorite Maximum Ride fanfictions hadn't been updated in weeks, and she was much too lazy to write herself. And before you ask, no, this girl did most certainly not consider herself a huge hypocrite. (Though she was…)

Now, there is something you must know about this girl that you have come to know in approximately five paragraphs. She had a certain… problem. Well, she didn't consider it a problem. It was her pride and joy, it was her obsession. It was… Maximum Ride.

She couldn't help it; she was most certainly irrevocably connected to her favorite book series. Suddenly, the idea struck her. She knew there were more out there. People like her. If there weren't, why would Maximum Ride fanfiction and fan-art even exist? Not that she could draw fan-art. As many people close to her knew, her drawings of bumble bees more resembled elephants. (To all those who ask she replies simply with a, "Yeah… I was going for that.")

She spun around in her epic spinny chair to the camera that was conveniently set up there and set to broadcast to the entire world. She had thought about only going to the US, but she knew that this had to be go international or go home. Somewhere deep inside her, she wondered how she'd communicate with anyone who spoke something other than English or Pig Latin. She pushed the thought aside and began speaking to the camera.

"Well, hello there." She smiled at the camera. "I'm Cake. Now, let me ask you a few questions." She paused slightly, trying to get her infomercial on.

"Do you obsess over Fax? When someone says something including words like 'nudge' or 'fang' in normal context, do you feel the need to shout out another Flock member's name? Are you obsessed with Maximum Ride?" She stared deeply into the camera with her dark brown eyes.

"Well, then, do I have the thing for you: The Maximum Ride Support Group, or MRSG. Please don't confuse it with MSG." She added in for extra measure.

"The Maximum Ride Support Group is concerned with issues of supporting. As in, supporting one another's obsessions! Here, we will discuss all things from the Maximum Ride series. Here, we will have a place where we do not need to hide our love for the Maximum Ride series.

"Now, if you want to be a part of MRSG, please give me your name, age, general appearance, street address, state, country, zip code…" She ticked off the things on her fingers. "And I suppose that's it!" She exclaimed after completing her unnecessarily long list that no one actually cares to hear.

"Join MRSG!" She shut off the camera and sighed, dropping her smile and returning slowly back to boredom. She absent-mindedly ran a hand through her dirty-blond hair.

All she could do was wait now.

Ah! Muahahaha!

DO NOT SKIP OVER THIS A/N LIKE YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO!

And if you want to be in some of my chapters of MRSG, you don't actually have to give your address or anything. That was a complete joke. You just have to give me a gender (I'm supposing most of you will be female), a name (can totally be an alias, like mine: Cake), and a general appearance (meaning mostly hair and eye color or short or tall, things like that). Leave all that stuff with me in a PM or review.

Lastly, I'll need topics to discuss at MRSG, which you, my lovely friends, will help me supply. (Example of Topic: Nevermore, Are they ever going to release the MR movie, can Lissa really be considered a slut, etc.)

God, I really hope someone joins. Cause… you know, if not, I'm gonna feel really lonely. But then I'd have an excuse to say "Forever alone". Eh, oh well, now JOIN!

Most chapters will definitely be longer than this first one. I just didn't have a topic to discuss yet. I hope nothing has been done like this yet and if it has… well, by golly, I'm still going through with this! I am such a freak...

~Cake.