Heero: A soap opera?
Duo: Uh-huh!!! We're gonna be on TV!
Wufei: THIS IS INJUSTICE! I REFUSE TO DO THIS!!!
Heero: She doesn't own the copyrights so she can't make us do anything.
Relena: No. But if we DON'T Duo's going to very upset.
Duo: You..you mean we ARN'T gonna be on...T...TV?
Quatre: No Duo! We're still...still deciding.
Duo: I don't care if she doesn't own us! Wanna be on TV!! *Sobs*
Trowa:...........
Dorothy: Don't you all want a chance to be stars?
Trowa:..........
Quatre: Er...well if Dorothy wants it.
Heero: *Growls*
Wufei: INJUSTICE!
Duo: PWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE?!
Blue: *Forces them on to the set* Now my sister's gonna hold up the scripts.
Shenni-chan: *Grinz evilly and waves*
All: O.o
Hilde: We can't stand listening to Duo like this....
Cathy: What are we going to be?
Blue and Shenni-chan: We're glad you asked *Once again grin evilly.*
Blue:well this the shows called secret hospital GDW and Heero and Relena, you two are going to be doctors who are secretly in loooooooooooooooooo-oooooooooove.
Shenni-chan: *Smirks at the horror on Heero's face* Duo your going to be a bad guy who tries to abduct Relena...
Blue: Coz you think she's a babe^^
Duo: Whoo! I can do that! *Practices* Relena baby don't u want me? Drop that baka Heero.
Heero:...Maxwell....
Relena: *Blushes* Oh Duo...
Shenni-chan: No! You love Heero!
Relena: Oh...I know....sorry.
Blue: Quatre and Cathy, you two are the gentle nurses who care tenderly for their patient who has had slightly slit vocal cords as a result of a near fatal accident and can hardly talk-
Shenni-chan: That's where Trowa comes in.
Trowa:...
Blue: See how perfectly we planned the rolls?
All: O.o
Shenni-chan: Dorothy you work in the hospital as a candy stripper but you're really a spy.
Duo:....Why does SHE get that roll?!? That's cool!
Shenni-chan: She's more of a nosy girl who spies on peoples love affairs and tries to get the news papers involved...you wouldn't want that...would you Duo? *Sweet smiles*
Duo: -_-'
Blue: Hilde is a REAL candy stripper...
Duo: WHOO! Hil-de! Take it ALL off!
Blue:..........and....she unfortunately falls upon an evil plot to smuggle drugs in to the hospital in the form of prescription drugs.
Hilde: OH WOW! And here I was thinking I'd have a boring roll....
Duo:...So...no one strips?
Shenni-chan: Duo, a candy striper is a girl or boy in a hospital that pushes a cart with magazines and breath mints and crud like that on it.
Duo:...Oh....
Blue: Don't worry Duo, you get to abduct Relena when she's in the shower.
Duo: OH WOW! Relena girl! How do you look with out your clo-
Heero: *Swings a baseball bat and Duo goes flying!* Maxwell. DON'T EVER say that again.
Duo: *Coughs windedly* What-ever-you-say. Heero-buddy.
Quatre: NO! We shouldn't be fighting!!! We have to start soon or we'll get thrown out!
*Une and Treize walk in*
Une: I'm sorry we're late. What did you want us for?
Blue: *Smiles sweetly* Soap opera.
Duo: We're gonna be on Tv! I'm the bad guy!!!
Treize: Excuse us. We'll be going now.
*Door shuts and locks*
Blue and Shenni-chan: You ain't goin' anywhere soon. *Hydrolic steel doors shut and lock.*
Heero: They had us trapped from the start.
*Chicken wire covers all doors.*
Shenni-chan: Une and Trieze you two are the evil people smuggling drugs into the hospital in the form of prescription ones^^
Blue: *Hears knocking on door*
Shenni-chan: *Presses another button and Sally apears inside*
Wufei: How did the onna get in?
Blue:...um....
Shenni-chan:....er...
Both: Magic?
Sally: That was strange. I was just standing outside and then...why are there cameras everywhere?
Duo: WE'RE GONNA BE ON TV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Blue: And you, Sally, are going to be a CIA...or FBI agent hired to stop the drug smuggling criminals.
*Une and Treize shift their feet nervously*
Sally: Hey that's a pretty good roll.
Shenni-chan:...and Wufei's your partner.
Wufei:...WHHHHHHHHHAATTTT?! Why do *I* always seem to get paired with WOMAN?!
Blue: Calm yourself Wufei, at least you get to bust "Onna" butt. *Looks at Une*
Wufei:....Injustice.....But the busting part I like.
Blue: So we're all ready?
Shenni-chan: Lights,
Blue: Camera,
Duo: Action!
Blue and Shenni-chan: That's OUR line baka!!!
Duo:...oh...but I so wanted to say it...
Blue: Lights!
Shenni-chan: Camera
Blue and Shenni: Action!!