Disclaimer: Hindi ko sinasabing pagmamay-ari ko ang Naruto o sa Shaman King. Kung kaya't wala kayong ano pa mang dahilan para iapila/ihabla ako sa korte!!!! Anyway, HINDI KO PAGMAMAY-ARI ANG NARUTO O ANG SHAMAN KING.
SILA AY PAGMAMAY-ARI NINA MASASHI KISHIMOTO AT HIROYUKI TAKEI RESPECTIVELY.
AUTHOR'S SPEECH:
Bago ko simulan ang istorya, nais kong malaman niyo na ito ay inaalay ko sa aking kaibigan. Siya ang palagi kong karamay sa mga kalokohan. At siya rin ang nagtulak sa akin para magsulat ng fanfic. Siya rin ang nagbigay sa akin ng ideyang ito.
Anna-chan, nais kong ihatid ang aking WALANG KAMATAYANG pasasalamat sa pamamagitan ng paggawa ng istoryang ito. PARA SA IYO ITO!!!!
ANG PAGTATAGPO: NARUTOSHAMANKING CROSSOVER
By: Snotty Chim-chim
CHAPTER 1
The moonlight was illuminated on the floor of the Asakura residence. It provides light to the dark hallways and rooms of the Asakura residence. One of its hallways is leading to the room of the most powerful shaman in the whole wide world, Asakura Yoh.
Asakura Yoh is sleeping peacefully in the comfortable futon, dreaming about something.
IN YOH'S DREAMLAND:
There were students rushing on the corridors of Shinlagakuen Jr. High (or Shinra Private School) to go to their respective classrooms before the bell rings. Then....
KKKKKKKKRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!
Inside Yoh's class (Class C)...
Their "Oh-I'm-So-Gorgeous" teacher introduced an exchange student from Konoha Village.
"Yo!! I'm Uzumaki Naruto from the Ninja Academy of Konoha Village." their new classmate said.
"So, Mr. Uzumaki, you can sit in between Miss Anna Kyouyama and Mr. Yoh Asakura." Their teacher said. Naruto moved to sit between the two students (or should I say, Lovebirds?!?!) and when he sat down...
BBBBAAAANNNNNNGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Itai!!! Why did you do that?" Yoh shouted to the ALREADY infuriated Anna.
"What do you mean 'why?'? We're going to be late and you're still sleeping there. You still have to make breakfast, you know. Here is the PAN. Get your ass off this room right now." Anna said while holding out the pan.
"....." came Yoh's reply.
Umiyak si Yoh (alam niyo na yun... yung parang waterfalls... yung sobrang pag-agos ng luha..)
"Bakit hindi mo ako ginising?! Napukpok tuloy ako ng kawali." ang sabi ni Yoh while making a puppy face.
"I'm trying to wake you up kaso wala na akong nagawa kasi biglang dumating si Ms. Anna. Alam niyo naman na nakatatakot magalit si Ms. Anna." ang paliwanag ni Amidamaru.
While Yoh and Anna are walking side by side towards their school...
"Funga fufu... Funga fufu... Funga fufu..." Yoh chants.
"Oh, for Kami-sama's sake! Will you please stop that!! It's freaking me out!" Anna said and a vein pops on her head.
Then they saw a flaming orange-coloured sports car passing by.
"Woooooo... FUNGA FUFU.. FUNGA FUFU.." Yoh said. At iyon na nga.. naubos ang pasensya ni Anna. At inilabas na ni Anna ang dala niyang kawali at muli na naman niyang pinukpok sa ulo si Yoh.
"Where did that come from?" Yoh said, shocked.
"Wala kang pakialam! Basta halika na't mahuhuli na tayo." Anna said. Then, she throws the pan away.
Inside Yoh and Anna's classroom (Class C)...
Their "Oh-I'm-So-Gorgeous" teacher introduced an exchange student from Konoha Village.
"Yo!! I'm Uzumaki Naruto from the Ninja Academy of Konoha Village." their new classmate said.
"So, Mr. Uzumaki, you can sit in between Miss Anna Kyouyama and Mr. Yoh Asakura."
Sa isip-isip ni Yoh, "Is this a déjà vu?"
"Hey, you're very pretty. You're like Sakura-chan! May I know your name? I'm Naruto." Naruto said cheerfully.
"Hmph! I'm not asking who you are." Anna said.
"Can you be my girlfriend?" Naruto said ignoring Anna's comment.
"Ano... I really think you shouldn't talk to her like that." Yoh piped in.
"Hmm... I'm not talking to you! Am I?" Naruto retorted back.
"You can say that because you haven't seen Anna being infuriated." Yoh sweat dropped.
"So, you're Anna. Anna, be my girlfriend. You know I'm super duper goddamn rich. My family owns 2 hotels here in Japan, one in Europe, and then we have 2 rest houses situated in US and in Paris and an igloo in Antarctica. Then my house is as big as twice of this school and I have 5 cars. If you will be my girlfriend, I'm ever so willing to give you half of my wealth." Naruto blabbered on.
Then their teacher noticed their inattentiveness and decided to throw two pieces of chalk at them. Both caught it in between their fingers. And that incident made Anna interested in Naruto.
"I'll think about it." Anna said.
AUTHOR'S NOTE:
BWAHAHAHA!!!!!! I'm ssoooooooo eeeeevvvvviiiiiiiilllllll!!!! :P:P:P
I'm going to include another Naruto character in the next chapter. So... BETTER WATCH OUT!!!!!
I know Antarctica is an uninhabited continent.
Author's Musings:
Ako'y nalulumbay sa mga oras na ito sa kadahilanang wala akong makausap at makasama sa fanfic na ito. Sa ganitong pagkakataon, naaalala ko si Corn-chan.
Sa aking isipan, nagugunita ko na habang ako'y nakikipag-usap sa aking 'ever-so-great' friend ay ninanamnam ko ang sarap ni Corn-chan. Oo, inaamin ko na kinain ko siyang walang ano mang bahid ng awa.
My friend told me that I gave the poor innocent corn a slow and painful death. And she also told me na idedemanda niya ako!! Hindi lang sa kadahilanang pinaslang ko ang poor innocent corn kundi dahil na rin sa harassment. -'
Kaya naisip kong hilahin si Anna mula sa Anime world para tawagin ang kaluluwa ni Corn-chan upang magsilbing katoto ko.
After the so-called 'orasyon'...
"Corn-chan!!!" ang sabi ko habang patakbong lumapit sa kanya.
"NNNNNNOOOOOO!!!!!! GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!!!" ang sabi ni Corn-chan
"You're mean Corn-chan!" I told her.
"Ako pa ngayon ang mean matapos mo akong bigyan ng slow and painful death!!!" Corn-chan retorted back.
I WANT TO THANK MY GREAT, GREAT FRIEND ANNA-CHAN.
AND DON'T FORGET TO REVIEW!!!!
REVIEW!!!! REVIEW!!!! REVIEW!!!!
...OR ELSE, I'M GOING TO HUNT YOU (down) AND YOU'LL MEET THE SAME END AS CORN-CHAN'S.
"Hey!!! HELP!!!!!! I DON'T WANT TO BE PAIRED UP WITH A PSYCHOPATH!!!!!!" Corn-chan said.
"Yamerou! You're a meanie!!!" I told my BELOVED Corn-chan.
ANYWAY, don't mind her...I mean US!!! :D
JUST REVIEW!!!!! REVIEW!!!! AND REVIEW!!!
-Snotty Chim-chim (also known as Mhei-chan)