Disclaimer: Ok as you all know I don't own esca or anything like that, but I wish I did, but I don't so it sucks to be me.
O My God Someone Killed Hitomi Those Bastards
Hitomi woke up into a bright and sunny Sunday morning (don't mock my begging sentence) she got up out of bed and walked to the mess hall aboard the Crusade to get something to eat. On her way there she met up with Merl and they walked to the mess hall together. So everything was going like a 7th haven show dose and for the rest of the day they said corny jokes and did stupid corny stuff (sorry for some reason I really don't like that show... go ahead flame me I don't care ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha). So that night some weird shadow loomed up into Hitomi's room (it's not a shadow it's actually a person sneaking into her room) then the next morning...
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! O My God Someone Killed Hitomi Those Bastards!" Screamed Merl from Hitomi's room. So then every one ran to Hitomi's room.
"Ahhhhhhhh! Hitomi! No you can not die I love you!" Van screamed like that pansy he is.
"o Hitomi your dead*unenthusiastically* poor Hitomi......." Allen said, but in reality he's thinking 'YES! No Hitomi! Now I can continue my plans to seduce every man-err I mean woman on Gaea'
Yada yada people scream you get the picture. So then Merl screams. "It was Zybock (how ever you spell that) they came when we were asleep!"
And Van being a pin head "She right! Lets go and do a half ass job and burn them down" So they all go and attempt to burn them down...
Allen from his guymelif...geuymelfe...geyuumeli.. o screw it the big armor things that they fight in. "There comes Dilandu get ready and capture him alive we have to interrogate him"--in reality he's thinking 'Yes I shall interrogate him privately *hint hint wink wink nug nug*'
So they all get into a bloody battle and yada yada you'll have to review to get the next chapter... I'm so cruel.
Aorthers note: Yes I know ensted of adding to my better fan fics I make an extremely crappy one. Flames are excepted so feel free. And sorry about the bad spelling my spell check is really crapy and for some reason it dose not want to work.