This is an honest to god conversation we had at the dinner table a few days ago....
*Whole family is sitting at the dinner table*
Dad: Hey Maddie?
Maddie: Yeah?
Dad: You know that guy you're in love with?
Becca and Maddie: Ash?
*Dad nods*
Dad: If he went out into the backyard, dug a whole and got in it….
*Mom and Greg stop talking to listen, Becca and Maddie tilt heads an think about where this is going*
Dad cont.: Would be in an Ashhole?!?
*Becca falls off her chair laughing Maddie pouts, Greg and Mom look confused*
Maddie: That was NOT funny dad.
Becca: I thought it was…..
LATER THAT NIGHT
*Maddie and Becca are sitting in the living room reading, Dad walks in*
Becca and Dad: *snicker* ashhole
Dad: Hey Maddie?
Maddie: Yeah? What now?
Dad: If Ash was doing the dishes with a cloth would it be an ashwipe?!?
*Becca falls off this chair too.*
Maddie: THAT'S NOT FUNNY!!!!!
End.
Yes. This really happened. Yes Maddie really does love Ash. Yes names are real, get over it.
Because I found this amusing I have started to call my sister an DunbAsh a good deal of the time now.
Tell an Ash loving friend of your own this joke!
Shout out to Sk8r4LifeAndEvenAfterThat for being such a good sport about this! Check out her story "The Mission"