Hey people! This is my second fanfic!

'Alice in wonderland' By bethchurch00

Hi, I'm Alice Wonder. And this is my story.

I know that I'm named Alice, and my last name is Wonder, but that doesn't mean this story is anything like 'Alice in Wonderland', in fact, it only has a few similarities. Right now I am sitting in the principles office, with mum. This is our conversation.

Principle: Hello Alice!

Alice: (slight wave of the hand)

Principle: Well…

Alice: Oh, um…I came to see you…because I need my…lunch!

Principle: Lunch? Oh…lunch! Yeah, here have some of my sushi! It tuna!

Alice: Thanks mum

-Okay, I'm just going to stop here, I don't know if you realized, but when I said that I was in the principle's office with my mum, that was because the principle IS my mum. I know, weird or what! Anyway, carrying on with the conversation-

Principle: (sniffing) Did you take a shower today!

Alice: Yes! And do you think you could say that any louder!

Principle: I can try! DI-

Alice: MUM! MUM! Look, a spiders on your desk!

Principle: WHERE! (by the way, the principle is afraid of spiders, which is hilarious, considering the school is called 'Webs senior school'!)

Alice: It's right there mum…under your desk!

Principle: (ducks under desk to try and kill the spider, well the spider she thinks is there) Ahhh!

And then our conversation ended, mostly because I snuck out of the room.

The next thing I knew, I was running at full speed to my locker. My next period was math's and we were studying addition, the worst torture in the WORLD! I was late for class and when I arrived. I think I could feel Mrs. Spike's eyes drilling into me. Mrs. Spike was like the queen of hearts, always screaming, "Your late! Your late! Off with your heads" (minus the cutting heads part). I swear, she is the most evil person you have ever met! I mean seriously.

QOH: Your late! Your late! Sit down! You heard what I said!

Alice: Yes, Mrs. Dyke (okay, her name isn't Spike)

QOH: Well, since we had a late interruption, lets get on with it. So class, what would happen if we shared 3 and a half cupcakes between 7 people? How many would each person have?

Alice: None, they all would have been eaten

QOH: Well!

Tweedle dumb: 21

QOH: No Tracey, that's 3 TIMES seven!

Tweedle dumb: Oh.

Tweedle dumber: It depends…

Everyone looked towards tweedle dumber (Courtney), as she is normally the LAST person to speak up.

QOH: Yes, Courtney?

Tweedle dumber: You see, if it was me, and my friends, there would be none shared between them, because cupcakes are normally very high in sugar, unless it wasn't Like if it was filled with carrots and fruit-not raisins of course-

QOH: Yes, well, as much as we like to hear all about the history of cupcakes-we are in math's, not food.

By now the Queen of hearts was looker desperate. She asked everyone one more time, but I think she knew she wasn't going to get an answer, as most people were asleep, and the people who weren't were falling asleep. Except me.

QOH: What about you, Alice?

Alice: Me? Oh well, that would mean every person would get half a cupcake

QOH: YES, that is correct, you really should have said that before, you silly girl!

You see! I told you she was evil! She didn't even say a simple, 'Well done'. Right about now everybody looked up at me, like I was the smartest person in the world, yet the question that had been asked I had learn about three years ago, in year four!

We then started on some simple worksheets, which was fun, considering that I was finished in about five minutes.

QOH: Done already? Are you sure you checked your work?

Sometimes I wonder if she could just accept that I am a person like her, not some stupid, little, troublemaker. Because I'm not…most of the time anyway.

P.E went by in a blur (In a blur because sweat was running down my face and I couldn't see anything) and at the end of the lesson Mr. Johnson called me over.

Mr. J: Hey, Alice, you should really join the netball team, you're getting quite good.

Alice: Thanks Johnson, and you know, you can call me sis if you want! It's not like I'm not your sister anymore just because you're a teacher!(yeah I know! TWO family members in my family work at school!)

Mr. J: Hey! I'm just getting in the hang of things! Be kind!

Alice: Okay! Mr. Johnson! Bye!

Mr. J. Bye…sis!

And then the bell rang for first break.