I do not own Hetalia. I wish I did.

A quick friendship one-shot written at midnight.

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Theirs is a strange friendship, France muses. Not the one between him and Greece, although he supposed theirs could be considered strange as well. But the friendship he spoke of was the one between Greece and Hungary.

The two seemed to have nothing in common. He liked cats. She preferred dogs. He was lazy. She was active. He actually liked having France around. She'd rather beat him with something blunt. They were opposites on almost everything.

But every Wednesday, she'd show up again. Hungary would show up once more, carrying what France was sure was a sack of rocks, two slingshots, and a small catapult. She'd hold them up, wait a few seconds, turn around, and walk away.

And Greece would wait a few seconds. He'd yawn, move whatever cat was in his lap to the side, and silently go with her.

It was not possible to convince France that what they did was completely innocent.

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Turkey hates Wednesday. There are many things wrong with it. It's in the middle of the week, so it's both far enough away from Sunday that you're tired and want the week to end, and far enough away from Saturday that it feels like it will never come. Wednesday drags on forever, and nothing fun ever happens. It's boring and there's nothing on TV but reruns and infomercials and you really wish it would rain so you could at least have something to watch. But it doesn't, so you go outside and hope the clouds will be enough to keep your brains from oozing out of your nose. That's how every Wednesday is for him. Except for the fact that when he goes outside, he never just gets to watch the clouds.

"Alright, let's aim for his head this time. 50 points."

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And after their score is high (and they've run out of stuff to hit Turkey with, anyway), the rest of Wednesday is spent assuring Austria, and France that nothing happened.

And then planning for next week.

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As much as I love Turkey, I like making Greece happy. The only way to do that is mess with Turkey. Which is fun, by the way. You should do it. A lot. While he's sleeping. It will make Greece smile.

Now review, or the Greek army will attack your house.