Chapter 1: She Didn't Keep a Promise

Mina walked steadily behind Trina as her best friend was entering her bedroom, being careful not to accidently kick her heels and annoy her. She slowly closed the door as Trina plopped onto the bed, texting on her cell phone. Mina moved over to the dresser to look at herself in the mirror. Trina took a second to look at Mina before she resumed texting on her cell phone. It was just a couple of days since the world had been thrown into panic over the possibility of having Earth being threatened by G'ORB and his band of sentient orbs, who were willing to enact revenge on Grojband by destroying the entire planet, and later not helping to defend Earth's denizens from an incoming meteor. Mina still remembered when Trina decided to form a pact with the orbs and kidnap Nick Mallory, leaving her best friend, brother, and all the people of earth to die once the earth was destroyed. Near the end of that episode, Mina brought the band their instruments and gave Trina a piece of her mind, reminding her who her best friend truly was. Since then, Trina had agreed to be fair and treat Mina with more respect, albeit a little out of fear after witnessing Mina yell at her.

"Mina, get away from my dresser," Trina said, startling Mina, "Only I can look into the mirror, because I am the most beautiful girl here," Trina flipped her hair, smirking, "Maybe even the whole universe." Mina turned around, rolling her eyes, "Don't you think that's a little vain of you to say, Trina?" Trina placed her phone down on the bed and snapped her head towards Mina, glaring at her bi-speckled best friend, "What'd you say?" Mina opened her mouth to repeat what she uttered before but Trina cut her off, "Shut up, Mina!" Mina crossed her arms and glared back at Trina, "Hey! Don't tell me to shut up. I told you I am not going to deal with that junk of yours anymore." Trina rolled her eyes, giving a deep sigh, "Fine, Minsky, I'm…I'm sorry." Mina's eyes widened. She usually expected Trina to yell and pout but she never expected her to apologize. It was done with attitude, but it was a start. She felt the muscles in her shoulders begin to lose tension as her eyes softened, "It's okay Trina; I forgive you."

Trina's shoulders tensed as she smiled feebly at Mina. She got up from the bed and went over to the dresser, gesturing for Mina to step to the right, "That's good, because I still need you to help with a totes monumental job, ASAP, and I can't have you being all mad at me and junk. Your angry, sad-sack attitude would be a total,like, cramp on my chance at happiness." Mina's eyes dulled as she crossed her arms and sighed, "Well, at least she apologized," she thought. Trina pulled back her hair, holding it up in a ponytail as she used her right hand to grab a purple elastic band on top of her dresser. She then shook her head and placed the elastic band back on top of the dresser and released her hair. Mina watched as her friend picked up a mascara brush and applied it to her eye lashes. "Mina," Trina asked, "Go over to my mini-fridge and get me a bottle of seltzer, please?" Mina nodded and passed behind Trina to head over to the mini-fridge. Trina's shoulder and neck tensed up as she pressed her hand against her stomach. She began exhaling and then swallowing air until she felt something in her rising from her stomach and up her esophagus. She placed the mascara brush down and used the other hand to press against her stomach as she released a loud, low-pitched belch. She began rubbing her belly as she released a longer, more disgusting belch that shook her dresser. "Ew!" Trina said, "Where did that come from? It left this, like, grody taste in my mouth!"To Mina it sounded truly disgusting, but she remembered that Trina was only this gassy because of all the comfort food she ate a day after Peaceville was saved from the meteor. She had still been upset that Nick Mallory rejected her love and needed something to get her mind off of the idea that he and her would never be together. So, she spent the next two days alone with Mina at an Italian restaurant, consuming large bowls of spaghetti and meatballs, and three large bowls of the restaurant's special baked beans covered in barbecue sauce. She also drank three glasses of lemon-lime soda after each meal. Mina had to spend time sitting across from her friend, who was scarfing down her food like a pig munching down on grub. It made it hard for Mina to try and enjoy her own dinner at the same time. Mina had to pay offered to pay for all of the food that night. Though the price on the bill was high, she fortunately only had to pay half the price since she had a rewards card that she received from the restaurant during a past night at the same place.

Mina handed Trina the seltzer as her friend squinted her eye, releasing a long, wet fart. Those beans were working on her and Mina could only cover her nose as she backed away slowly from Trina, "I'm going to step outside for a bit."

Covering her nose, she opened the door and stepped outside, closing the door behind her. Standing on the top of the stairs, she could see Trina's brother, Corey gesturing for the band to follow him as he was walking out of the garage, "Come on, guys! Hurry before the mall closes down!" Laney, Kin and Kon exchanged glances, shrugged and decided to trail behind him. Mina was a little bit curious as to what they were going off to do, but she shrugged it off, deeming it none of her business and unimportant. Since Kon was the last one out, he decided to close the garage door behind him. Mina leaned on the rail of the stairs, looking over the entire garage and took a deep sigh. She was happy that she and everyone else was still alive and that Trina had agreed to be nicer to her from now on, but she couldn't help but feel, given Trina's previous comment following that apology, that her best friend wasn't entirely sincere about anything she had promised the night when she had finally stood up to her. It didn't even seem like that agreement was enough after all Trina had even put her through. Forgiving her for everything was very moral, but for some reason, it still didn't even feel right. "Mina," Trina called from inside the bedroom, "Mina, get in here!" Mina slowly turned around and stared at that closed door. She stood there staring for a few seconds, then opened it and walked back into the room. Trina was kneeling over a trash can, releasing lots of gas as she pressed her hands against her stomach. She wiped a little vomit away from her mouth and got up, "Get me a tissue." Mina crossed her arms, "Magic word?" Trina glared at her, "Get me the tissue!" Mina begrudgingly went over to the dresser and got a tissue to hand to Trina. Trina snatched it from her and wiped the surface of her left hand. Mina stood there looking at her, "You know, the word I was waiting for was please and maybe a thank you." Trina rolled her eyes, "Fine; please get me the phone so I can call Nick Mallory and Thank You for already doing it."

"Why would you want to call Nick Mallory after he specifically said that he no longer wanted to be around you anymore?" Mina asked. Trina released another loud fart and rubbed her stomach, "Because I wanted to apologize to him for all the things I did, and see if I could win him back." Was she serious? "Trina, get real," said Mina, "He's not that into you, and he doesn't want to be around you! Get that through you head."

Trina crossed her arms, rolling her eyes, "Like, no way, Mina! I may have made a mistake of letting him slip through my fingers, but I won't let it happen again. He will be mine!" Mina slowly shook her head and casted her eyes to the bed, taking a deep sigh, "Fine," she grabbed the phone and handed it to Trina, "Here." "By the way, Minsky, I hope you don't mind, but I used your debit card the other day to pay for this really cool gift for Nick." Mina froze, "Gift? What gift? How much did it cost?" Trina dialed Nick's phone number, "It didn't cost much. I got the Dexter-Flexxer 900 from Barney's Furniture Emporium. Nick is gonna love it." Mina had heard seen that equipment device advertised on television once when Trina and her were watching a sappy romance movie that Trina picked (Trina always chose what they were going to watch). During the commercial, Barney advertised a shiny, silver and purple pectoral dec machine priced at $1,099.00 plus tax. Mina didn't have much money left in her bank account at that time; she merely had only $200.00 available that she was going to spend to buy her mother a birthday present in a few days. Mina whipped out her cell phone and tapped on the internet app; she typed in the web address of her bank on the search toolbar. When the website was displayed on the screen, she typed in her username and password and waited to be redirected to her bank account page. Her eyes widened when she saw how much was left in her account: $- 1,541,699.00. How had it even come to this? "She used my money and put me in all that debt? Oh my gosh!" Mina thought. Mina started biting her fingernails as she squeezed her phone, staring at the numbers. She jammed the phone into her pocket and looked at Trina who was casually talking to Nick on the phone, twirling her pink locks, "Yeah, think of it like…a totes late but still pretty awesome birthday present-slash- I'm-sorry-I-trapped-you-in-that-carbon-compound-thingy-and-nearly-separated-you-from-your-friends-and-family-for-all-eternity-gift." Trina giggled nervously. Mina clenched her fist, glaring at Trina like she felt she was going to burst. "Okay, Nick," said Trina cheerfully, "Buh-bye!" Trina hung up and placed her phone on her dresser, giving a sigh of relief. "You used up all my money?" Mina asked, "You used up all the money… I was going to use… to buy my mother a birthday gift… to give to her in the next few days? You used it?"

"Oh, calm down, Mina, "Trina said, placing her hands on her hips, "It's not like I did any serious damage to your bank account. You still have tons of money in it already." "No," Mina said, gesturing the zero sign, "I have zero money; you used up all of it," Mina clenched her fists once more, "There is nothing left and now I am in debt. Why the heck did you steal from me, and put me in so much debt?" Trina shrugged her shoulders and turned away from Mina as she walked to the other side of her bed, "I needed money, duh!" Sitting on the bed, she took out her phone and started texting, not looking at Mina. "Besides," she paused for a moment to release another long fart, "It's for a very important cause." Mina covered her nose with both hands, "You are such a pig!" Trina turned to look back at Mina, "What'd you call me?" Mina removed both hands from her nose and placed them onto her hips, "You…are…a…pig! You are a freakin' pig! I can't stand you and your stupid fawning over Nick Mallory!"

Trina got up from the bed and clenched her fists, "How dare you call me that, you little twerp! If it wasn't for me, you would have stayed as a typical nerd with no friends! I saved you from mediocrity and you dare call me a pig?" Mina could see that Trina was started to show that familiar demonic rage that she was known for. Her eyes turned red, and her teeth had gotten sharper. Mina did not back down, however, she was just getting warmed up, "You're the biggest pig I have ever met. You spent so much time being a self-absorbed bitch that no one wants to be around you! You're not the prettiest girl in the universe and you are not the most popular girl in school. The only popular Riffin in the family that goes to school with us is your brother; and I'm starting to think that if I never met you, I'd be better off and would have actually had friends, instead of some fake wench who steals people's money and doesn't like to listen to people when they tell her "No"!" Trina growled, making her way around the bed. She pushed Mina down, and placed her butt on the green-haired girl's face, "I'll show you what a pig looks like, Minsky!" Mina screamed as Trina held down her hands and released a long, wet fart in her face. Trina moaned as she released two more, rubbing her butt against Mina's nose.

Twelve minutes had passed by, and Trina was still farting on her best friend. At one point, Trina clenched her butt cheeks and grunted as she tried to force out a small feces. Mina felt the feces touching her face while it was in the panties, and that's when she decided that she had had enough. She used her remaining strength to push Trina off of her. Though she felt a bit lightheaded from the fumes, she was able to get up from the floor, "Fart torture! Are you serious, Trina? That is beyond disgusting! I will not stand for this. I told you I wanted respect and all I have gotten so far is my money being stolen from me, and fart attacks. I thought you had higher standards then gross-out tactics, but I guess I was wrong, and I was wrong about believing you could ever change your ways!" Trina got up from the floor and dusted herself off before turning to face Mina, "And I thought I could rely on a friend to not be so totally selfish with all her money and let me do something nice for a guy I still like! You and your pathetic, low-life, dorky-nerdy self better get out of my room before I beat you stone cold!" Trina snapped her fingers at Mina then pointed at the bedroom door, "Get out!" Mina gave a disgusted expression then she walked towards the door, "I hope it doesn't deliver," she said as she opened the door and walked out of the bedroom. As she closed the door, she could hear Trina yell, "I hope you get hit by a bus!" Mina made her way down the stairs and unlocked the garaged door, raising it up. As she walked out of the parking lot and onto the sidewalk, she took a moment to look back at the house. "You may think that you can get away with this again, but you're not going to get away that easy," Mina said quietly, "Mark my words Trina Riffin: I will have my revenge!"