Evil Flying Egg McMuffins
Disclaimer: I don't own the characters, just the messed up plot.
A/N: Okay, this is Sirius's 5th year, K? Good.
Key: Shows whose speaking [Shows when or where it's happening] (Shows what they are doing, or feeling, or just other stuff!!!!!!!) {Authors notes}
[At breakfast one day..]
Sirius (comes running in) AAHHHH! HELP! Lily (In an aggravated voice) What's the matter now? Sirius Evil-evil-flying-this way-McMuffins. Remus Huh? Sirius EVIL FLYING EGG MCMUFFINS ARE COMING THIS WAY! James (snort) Sirius They are! Remus Oh- yes, we believe you. Mmm- hmm. Sirius Doesn't anyone believe me? Everyone else (silence) Sirius WHAAAAAAAA! But I'm telling the truth for once! Lily Yes, only it's like the boy who cried "wolf". You have lost our trust. Sirius You'll see! You'll all be sorry! Lily Yeah, right, okay. Sirius Grrrrrrrrrrr! Why don't you believe me? Remus Wll, 'cuz first it was the 'evil sour cream', and then it was 'evil pottery wheels coming to run us over', and yesterday it was 'evil carrot roots'! So- do you really think we're gonna believe you? Sirius You should! James But we don't. Sirius Urgula! James Whatever. (Just then, a huge rattle shook the castle. {I know, probably impossible, but that's okay!} And then, a giant, evil egg McMuffin walked though the door.) Sirius Told ya! Everyone else AAAHHHHH! Lily Somebody do something! Sirius I"ll save you! Not really, I mean, the rest of these guys are tiny. (He went and started shoving evil McMuffinness in his mouth) Sirius Help! James Oh! Yeah! Right. (He and a bunch other guys go and help) [One hour later.] Sirius (burp Egggggghhhhhhh. Wow. Evil flying egg mcmuffins and really filling. James (burp) Yep. (All the guys are sitting or lying on the ground.) (A bunch of girls come up.) Girl (Looking at Sirius) Wow. You're my hero! Sirius Gee thanks, ba-by. Girl Ahhh. Sirius. So, can I take you to Hogsmeade tomorrow? Girl Of course! Sirius See ya later (He winked at her, then got up and went to the boy's dorm to get ready.)
A/N: So, now you know where efem came from! Please review and tell me if you liked it! Waiting to hear your comments..
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Disclaimer: I don't own the characters, just the messed up plot.
A/N: Okay, this is Sirius's 5th year, K? Good.
Key: Shows whose speaking [Shows when or where it's happening] (Shows what they are doing, or feeling, or just other stuff!!!!!!!) {Authors notes}
[At breakfast one day..]
Sirius (comes running in) AAHHHH! HELP! Lily (In an aggravated voice) What's the matter now? Sirius Evil-evil-flying-this way-McMuffins. Remus Huh? Sirius EVIL FLYING EGG MCMUFFINS ARE COMING THIS WAY! James (snort) Sirius They are! Remus Oh- yes, we believe you. Mmm- hmm. Sirius Doesn't anyone believe me? Everyone else (silence) Sirius WHAAAAAAAA! But I'm telling the truth for once! Lily Yes, only it's like the boy who cried "wolf". You have lost our trust. Sirius You'll see! You'll all be sorry! Lily Yeah, right, okay. Sirius Grrrrrrrrrrr! Why don't you believe me? Remus Wll, 'cuz first it was the 'evil sour cream', and then it was 'evil pottery wheels coming to run us over', and yesterday it was 'evil carrot roots'! So- do you really think we're gonna believe you? Sirius You should! James But we don't. Sirius Urgula! James Whatever. (Just then, a huge rattle shook the castle. {I know, probably impossible, but that's okay!} And then, a giant, evil egg McMuffin walked though the door.) Sirius Told ya! Everyone else AAAHHHHH! Lily Somebody do something! Sirius I"ll save you! Not really, I mean, the rest of these guys are tiny. (He went and started shoving evil McMuffinness in his mouth) Sirius Help! James Oh! Yeah! Right. (He and a bunch other guys go and help) [One hour later.] Sirius (burp Egggggghhhhhhh. Wow. Evil flying egg mcmuffins and really filling. James (burp) Yep. (All the guys are sitting or lying on the ground.) (A bunch of girls come up.) Girl (Looking at Sirius) Wow. You're my hero! Sirius Gee thanks, ba-by. Girl Ahhh. Sirius. So, can I take you to Hogsmeade tomorrow? Girl Of course! Sirius See ya later (He winked at her, then got up and went to the boy's dorm to get ready.)
A/N: So, now you know where efem came from! Please review and tell me if you liked it! Waiting to hear your comments..
Still waiting..