Summary: Kaoru says that his twin couldn't survive a week without sex. Unable to turn a challenge down, Hikaru and Kaoru turn it into a bet. How long can Hikaru really go without cracking?

Disclaimer: I own nothing, if I did I would be multi-billionare living in Alaska and fishing the rest of my life away.

Pairing(s):
Hikaru/Kaoru
Kyouya/Tamaki- maybe?

Bet Me Baby
(1)

It was a perfectly boring Sunday. The twins were usually locked in the mansion playing some sort of game on their flat screen in the den downstairs on days like today. Since Haruhi came into their world they haven't been bored for months. However, playing with their 'toy' was growing boring and like all toys they were ready to just drop her. Sure it was horrible to think about friendships in that way, but, it was the only way they knew. The other hosts were simply acquaintances like Haruhi was about to become, they simply hung around them due to the fact of the host club and having no other choice.

"Hikaru, I'm bored…" Hikaru and Kaoru were lying on the couch; Kaoru was laying half-way on Hikaru and half on the couch and the controller was lazily hanging from his hands. The younger of the two glanced up from his position to see Hikaru studying him intently.

"Same…" Letting a sigh out "playing with Haruhi has grown boring, she is literally no fun." Hikaru gave a blank face and quickly added, "Her reactions to everything are dull as dirt…"

"Want to play another game then?" A dark smirk filled Hikaru's face at those words and the dirty idea's flowed within the mind "No sex" Hikaru sighed and ran a hand through his hair "I'm still sore from the last couple days of it…" Kaoru scowled darkly at the smug look adapted onto his brothers face.

"Good" Hikaru nipped his brother's ear and squeezed his ass, loving the feeling of it under his hands. Kaoru had the habit of making the cutest noises when he did. "Perhaps I should make you bed ridden for a couple more…" Kaoru scowled and wiggled in the grip. "Mine…"

"Yes it is yours" A pause "but I'm sore, so no is no" Hikaru gave a dirty look before it turned into a pout of some sorts. It was actually rather adorable in Kaoru's opinion, well… as adorable as his sex addicted, dominant lover, and brother could be. "You're addicted to sex Hikaru, go to S.A meetings" Kaoru swatted his twin's cheek lightly and playfully.

"Is that anything like A.A meetings?"

"Probably, but filled with more pedophiles and perverts" he snickers at that; the distant sound of a vacuum cleaner filled the air. Hikaru glanced behind him at the doors, wondering if they should go somewhere else for some peace and quiet. Hearing another laugh, the amber eyes snapped to the one poking his chest.

"I am not addicted to sex" Hikaru removed his hands from his twin's ass and crossed his arms over the chest. Hikaru gave a twitching eye look towards Kaoru who simply looked on him in amusement and pity. He would have stopped teasing his poor, obsessed, and horny twin if it wasn't so damn much fun. "Sex is not needed for me to survive"

"Oh please you breathe it in like air" Kaoru burst into laughter and couldn't stop. Hikaru eyebrow twitched more in annoyance and anger. He grabbed Kaoru around the waist. In one swift movement had Kaoru over his shoulder "STOP!" Hikaru just chuckled at that and swatted his ass as they exited the den. "Ouch! Let me down you oaf!"

"If I breathe sex in like air, you wouldn't want to kill me" Each step up the stairs seemed to go by slower and slower from Kaoru's position. Closing his eyes, no way in hell Hikaru would let him out of this tonight.

"I still need functioning legs tomorrow so be gentle" a whimper escaped the pouted lips when the hand moved to touch his ass "You have a thing with my ass don't you?" Kaoru meant for that last statement to come out as a snap, however, it came out more or less like a squeaky, high pitched, whine.

"It's perky, I like meh butts perkeh" Great, Kaoru scowled at himself in a mirror they passed in the hall "Now, you going behave or am I going have to make this a bondage theme?" Kaoru was tossed on the blue covers of their king sized bed and was left to stare up at Hikaru. A dark blush covered the younger twin's cheeks as he watched Hikaru unbuckling his belt.

"Maybe I want it to be bondage?" Kaoru whispered. Hikaru pressed a knee down on the bed between his twin's legs and dropped the belt with a dull thud to the floor. "Well?" Kaoru wrapped arms around the neck and kissed Hikaru, their tongues danced together in a battle of dominance.

"Mmm" Hikaru broke the kiss first and pushed his twin back so he could straddle the legs "The image of you helpless and tied up is a very… very… big turn on" Hikaru growled, hands pushing the young twins tank top up.

"I bet you can't survive a day without sex" Kaoru blurted out and everything stopped but their heart beats which were rapidly pounding in both ears. "I bet you can't survive a week without sex, in fact you'd crack before the morning was over." A challenge, a damn challenge was made and Hikaru couldn't ignore it.

"I can control the urges!" Hikaru flipped his legs over to sit beside Kaoru now. "I'm dominant in the relationship! I have more control than you!" Kaoru grinned, not moving an inch as he watched Hikaru through half lidded eyes and eyelashes.

"Really?" A deaf person could hear the mockery in that simple, small, insignificant word. The eldest twin eye twitched again for the third time within ten minutes and he snarled. Kaoru had the guts to challenge him on his dominance, and his control over sex! Bastard!

"I can!" Hikaru snapped

"Good!" Kaoru snapped back and sat up, no traces of anger in his eyes or on his face despite the shouting match. "Prove it! A week without sex, if I win, I get to top!" The eldest twin mouth hung and Kaoru smirked and crossed his arms "Scared you might bottom, my big bad seme?"

"W-what!" Outrages! "Fine, it's a deal, but when I win-"

"IF" Kaoru cut Hikaru off, another sneer and a smirk later Hikaru continued.

"WHEN I win, you have to wear sluttiest girl's outfits for a week, my choice" Kaoru was frozen now "What's wrong, afraid you're going loose, my cute adorable kitten?" Mockery was going both ways now, Kaoru huffed.

"Fine, deal!" Kaoru stood up with a stomp of his feet and marched to his closet "I'm taking a shower!" another pause "we start tomorrow morning!"

"FINE, I suggest saying goodbye in the shower to the last amount of pride you have left inside! WE are going shopping next Sunday!" Hikaru's lips twitched now into an egotistical smirk.

"And I suggest getting ready to bottom by tomorrow night" the door slammed shut and Hikaru was left to cuss into the air conditioned bedroom as the shower was started. Talk about a mood killer, the idea of bottoming disgusted his ever space of his brain. Flopping down on the bed, he spread his arms out and stared at the ceiling.

"This is going be a long week…" After what seemed to be forever staring up at the ceiling, Hikaru heard the bathroom door open. Kaoru stepped out of the steam filled room and let a sigh out. The smell of his mint shampoo and body wash filled the air.

"Want to finish watching season two of the walking dead? We got like three more episodes left" Kaoru asked from near a shelf that held all their bought movies and games to various gaming systems. "I am so excited to finish it! I can't believe Haruhi was the one to recommend it."

"Who knew the peeps over there could make a decent zombie show" Hikaru sat up "Alright I'll ring our maids to go and get the T.V and bring it up here" Kaoru grinned and quickly grabbed his cell phone.

"I'll get someone to bring us some snacks!" you see movie night used to be on a Friday night so they could stay up late and watch all kinds of movies and shows. However, when the host club became more active in after host hours, their Friday routine was screwed up. Thus, they proposed to move movie night Friday to a Sunday and the idiots wouldn't bother or interrupt them. Simple solution!

"Yeah, bring up the large screen T.V and the dvd player, alright thank you" Hikaru flipped his phone shut and tucked it safe in his back pocket. "Get them to bring up a litter or two of mountain dew!"

A half hour later the T.V was position on the side of their bed and the episode was blaring out. The two were cuddled and propped against a few pillows with snacks littering the bed around them. "The bastard kid Carl killed DALE! Bastard!" Kaoru shouted and threw the popcorn at the T.V "DALE was my favorite character! First Fred dies and now Dale! What more does this world want from me!? The beating heart from my chest?!" Kaoru rolled over and buried his head under the nearby pillow.

"I know, now the group is going get all survival of the fittest" Hikaru stood up to turn off the T.V "Dale was the level headed one…" a pause "as for Fred Weasley dying, he isn't dead it's just another prank-" he started cleaning the mess around where his twin laid, who was mumbling something incoherent. "Didn't we discuss this after the movie when you were crying in a stall in the restroom for forty minutes?"

"Fine" Kaoru moved to rest his head on-top of the pillow and pouted "but if they kill Daryl-" the pout vanished and now narrowed eyes and pointed a finger remained in the place. "-we are flying over to the united states and storming the studio with pitchforks and a sign saying 'Death to those that killed Daryl,' or for short D.T.T.T.K.D- we can form an organization and have little minions working for us to destroy all those that wronged us."

"Sounds like a plan!" they both shook on it "We watching 2x12 tomorrow?"

"Sure" Kaoru grinned, forgetting about the bet for a moment as they stayed in the silence "hey" Kaoru wondered looking at Hikaru with large amber eyes; to Hikaru it was a picture of innocence. Smiling he plopped down and stretched out on his back with a large yawn

"Yeah, Kao?" Hikaru wondered pulling Kaoru close

"Tomorrow will be hell for you" An evil grin plastered on the 'innocent' face. "So I suggest being prepared" with that Kaoru kissed the cheek and rolled over so his back faced Hikaru.

'Bitch' Hikaru thought.

Yes I have a thing for Walking dead, I'm obsessed. I curse the day Dale was killed and the day Sophia was found in the damn barn. Those that haven't seen it, sorry if I spoiled anything. XD This story will be ten or so chapters long. A chapter for each of the seven days of the bet, maybe two if it gets too lengthy. Further, does anyone have any ideas? Other pairings you would like to see? Also I may have a few errors and mistakes in this. I did try my best to fix everything I could find so, there you go!

-Summer