Disclaimer: I don't own Soul Eater

Summary: Stupid Kid. It wouldn't have happen if he didn't had that stupid thought and his stupid obsession over symmetry.

Pairing: Soul/Kid (well, I suppose)

Warnings: Yaoi, possibly OOCness, randomness

Just a random story I've wrote. I don't think you should take this seriously.

It have been a long time since I last wrote this pairing.

"Soul."

"Yes, Kid?" the albino teenager glanced at his raven-haired friend. Kid looked like he was contemplating. "There is this theory that I have for a while now." he said. Soul stared curiously at him. "What kind of a theory?" he asked him. Once receiving the question, the young shinigami glanced at the scythe.

"Do you think that if two people are in a homosexual relationship, it would seem more symmetrical?"

Soul stared at him again. This time it was because the question was very silly. Of course, it would have to do with the symmetry.

"Seriously? Is that what you have been wondering lately?"

"What? It can be a good point. It is a relationship between two boys or two girls."

"You're weird, do you know that?"

While Kid is his friend, Soul often questioned his sanity. Why would someone even care about something petty as symmetry anyway?

Kid placed his hands on Soul's cheeks. Soul was puzzled by this. What is he doing? The shinigami closed his eyes and slowly leaned to him. The scythe blushed as the other is getting closer. He was getting too close...

He placed quickly a hand on Kid's lips. "Hey, what are you doing?" he asked him. He wasn't a complete fool. The moment he moved his hand away from Kid's face, the shinigami gave him the answer. "I decide to test this theory to see if I'm right."

Soul blushed harder at this. "W-wait, are you going to use me as your guinea pig?"

"I don't see why not." Kid said like it wasn't a big deal. Soul tried to push him off him but Kid wasn't willing to let go of him. He pushed Soul down on the couch. He placed his hands on Soul's wrists and held the other male's arms above his head.

This isn't what Soul wanted. Why did his friend have to be so weird? What should he do? His friend is going to kiss him, just to prove something ridiculous. "Hey, get off me! I am not your guinea pig!" he screamed. He tried to kick the other away but it was futile.

"Please, do not struggle." Kid told him. Soul stared at him. "Are you kidding me?! You are trying to kiss me because of your stupid theory and you're telling me that I shouldn't struggle?" before he could continue his rant, he was silenced when Kid pressed his lips against his. The scythe's eyes widened and he was sure his face couldn't get any redder.

He couldn't believe that this is actually happening. His friend is kissing him! Is this some kind of a really weird dream?

When the kiss broke apart, the two boys stared at each other. Kid didn't seem to react much on his action. "Hm...interesting." he said aloud to himself. He gave the other a small smile. "This is actually not so bad."

Slap!

"Ouch." he placed his hand on the cheek where Soul just slapped. The scythe crossed his arms, looking away from him in annoyance. "You stupid boy..." he muttered irritated. Despite just being slapped, Kid smiled at him.

"You are so cute when you blush."

"Shut up!"

I might could have done better with the ending. But other than that, I like how this story came out :)