Authors Note: I love this song and when I first heard it, it reminded me so much of Derek and Casey I had to write a fanfic.
Disclaimer: I don't own LWD or Mood Rings by Relient K
P.S. Derek's POV
"DEREK VENTURI!!"
We all know the girls that I am talking about
Well they are time bombs and they are ticking and the only question's when
They'll blow up
The entire family came running up to Casey's bedroom to find her sitting on the floor holding a jacket that was covered with green goo. "Where is he!" She yelled "Make him come in here and give me money to pay for the damage to my jacket!"
And they'll blow up we know that without a doubt
Cause they're those girls yeah you know those girls
Who let their emotions get the best of them
"Were you put on this earth to make me life a living hell!" She screamed. What can I say, she's so pretty when she's angry.
And I've contrived some sort of a plan to help my fellow man
Let's get emotional girls to all wear mood rings
"Hey Case, here." She looked up from her book just in time to catch the small box I threw at her.
"Derek Venturi, what's this mood ring supposed to do".
"Just put it on."
So we'll be tipped off to when they're ticked off
Cause we'll know just what they're thinking
Cause what they're thinking
Instantly when she placed the ring on her finger it turned orange.
"Orange means nervous, emotions mixed, unsettled, oh and probably you're PMSing." I said brightly
"DEREK!!"
She's so pretty but she doesn't always act that way
Her mood's out swinging on the swing set almost everyday
She said to me that she's so happy it's depressing
And all I said was someone get that girl a mood ring
God, she's so pretty, I just wish her mood wouldn't change every 10 seconds.
First she's furious at me, and then boom 10 seconds later she's all smiles and happy
If it's drama you want then look no further
They're like the real world meets boy meets world meets days of our lives
And it just kills me how they get away with murder
They'll anger you then bat their eyes; those pretty eyes that watch you sympathize
She's so dramatic. Her phone conversations with Emily go something like this:
Casey: "Emily, I know he likes me, but how could a guy like him like someone like me, oh my god, it's my hair isn't it. I bet a guy like him only likes blondes, but wait oh my god I could dye my hair blonde, but then he'll think I'm a poser cheerleader. Emily are you listening to me? Oh my god you're not listening!"
And then the time when Marti and her make cookies in the kitchen and Marti wipes her cookie smeared hands on my new jacket and Casey goes "We couldn't find a towel." And then the second I get ready to yell at her she bats her eyes at me and goes "You don't mind do you Derek?" And I being the sucker I am for her go. "Oh, no, of course not."
And I've contrived some sort of a plan to help my fellow man
Let's get emotional girls to all wear mood rings
So we'll be tipped off to when they're ticked off
Cause we'll know just what they're thinking
Cause what they're thinking
There she is wearing the mood ring again.
"I hope you know, Derek I'm only wearing this thing because the colors match my new shirt". She said prissily
She's so pretty but she doesn't always act that way
Her mood's out swinging on the swing set almost everyday
She said to me that she's so stressed out it's soothing
And all I said was someone get that girl a mood ring
"AAAUGGHHH!!" That's Casey again. She always gets so stressed out. Then her face turns all red and blotchy, but she's still gorgeous.
Cause when it's black it means watch your back because you're probably
The last person in the world right now she wants to see
"I NEED SOME SPACE!"
And when it's blue it means that you should call her up immediately
And ask her out because she'll most likely agree
And when it's green it simply means that she is really stressed
And when it's clear it means she's completely emotionless and that's all right I must confess
The colors on that ring just keep on changing, first it's black and then its blue and then it's green and then it's clear. You never know when to ask her anything because the ring just keeps on changing.
We all know the girls that I am talking about
She liked you Wednesday but now it's Friday and she has to wash her hair
And it just figures that we'll never figure them out
First she's Jekyll and then she's Hyde...at least she makes a lovely pair
Wednesday:
"You know Derek, you're not so bad."
Friday:
"Derek! Can you just get out and stop messing around in my life!"
Mood ring oh mood ring
Oh tell me will you bring
The key to unlock this mystery
Of girls and their emotions
Play it back in slow motion
So I may understand the complex infrastructure known as the female mind
Man I wish she'd wear that mood ring all the time because it's so hard to tell what she's thinking.
But I do know, Man, I love her