Theme #1 Bang… Twitch… Bang… TwitchTwitch… BangBangBangBangBangBangBangBangBang (TenTen- centric)
TenTen couldn't take much more of this. Team Gai had decided to go out to eat to celebrate whatever Gai- sensei had come up with (most likely concerning the springtime of youth.). They were supposed to go out to eat, then meet the other teams at where ever the senseis had decide to meet. Unfortunately, nothing is ever that simple. You see, people had decided that staring was their new hobby.
Speaking of staring, how about a tour of the spectacle that was the source of all this attention? Directly in front of you, you will see the clone and the epitome of insanity. Yes it's Maito Gai and Rock Lee, who were currently screaming about the "springtime of youth." To your right, yes right, because he could never be to the left, was the stoic Hyuuga prodigy (a.k.a. hyuuga Neji). How he could even sit in a chair was beyond the poor bun- headed girl, considering the fact that there was currently a stick shoved so far up his ass it was screwing with his brain.
TenTen was just barely restraining the urge to hit her head on the table. Then the stoic ass spoke. ( don't get me wrong, Neji is one of me favorite characters, but he needs to be sacrificed for the welfare of the story).
"Pass the salt."
That same damn condescending tone. Bang. Her restraint fled as her head connected with the table with enough force to shake the utensils. Tenten, I asked you to pass the salt, not abuse yourself." She lifted her abused appendage to glance at the speaker. Twitch. She lost control of her eye for a split second. Bang.
"TenTen."
She lifted her head to look at him again. Twitchtwitch. Just then, Gai and Lee decided that 96 decibels wasn't loud enough. Oh joy. Then, the girl lost it. Bangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbang-
A hole had formed in the table by the time Neji had decided to grab her head to prevent any permanent damage.
"What the hell are you doing?" O.o
On his part, that was a very bad thing for Neji to say. You see, in her current state, TenTen could do anything. Even pull a metal baseball bat out of nowhere and chase the Hyuuga out of the restaurant, while trying to hit him with a the bat, which he barely managed to dodge.
Which brings us to our current situation. At the moment, Hyuuga Neji is now sprawled across team 7's training ground, lying in a pool of his own blood (courtesy of the metal bat). Meanwhile, Kakashi and Sasuke were doing everything in their power to restrain the homicidal kunoichi from inflicting further pain on her unconscious victim. Naruto was laughing his ass off at the scene, and Sakura was torn between laughing, feeling bad for Neji, and fawning over Sasuke's coolness.
Well, this has turned out to be a fine day, hasn't it?