Okay, well this is what happens when I'm bored and hyper. Feel free to criticize.
italics Is Sam
Regular is Freddie
"Fredgeek."
"Sammy."
"Where's my ham?"
"I ate it."
"I hate you."
"No, you don't."
"Fine, I love y- yuggles."
"Who's Yuggles?"
"My pet dog."
"You only have a cat, named Frothy."
"No, I have a dog named Yuggles."
"I thought you hated dogs."
"Only on Mondays."
"It is Monday."
"No… Its flarpday!"
"What's Flarpday?"
"A day to…Flarp."
"And what is Flarp."
"A day to be mean to Freddork."
"So, now there's a day named after me? How nice."
"Don't get cocky Benson."
"Whadya gonna do bout it?"
"Send my army of ham to eat you."
"You have an army of ham?"
"Yes. Now shut up and buy me ham."
"Make me."
"Go, or I'll make soup out of your liver."
"Gross."
"No, it makes me want food."
"Sam? Why are you coming close with that hungry look in your eyes?"
"I told you… I'm hungry."
"Fine! I'll go buy you ham! Just don't eat me!"
"Hmmmm.."
"Bye."
Weellll, I wrote that in two minutes, and it probably stinks. But it's supposed to be funny. Please review!