This is a one shot. Well its actually something very funny I thought of this one day and well..here it is. Kid and the number zero. Symmetry? Or not?


Kid was walking down the streets of Death City with Dark. She sighed and looked around at all the newly painted signs. Her sigh caught his notice and he looked at her.

"Um whats wrong Dark?"

"Nothing just wondering about something."

"What would that be?"

"IS zero a symmetrical number?" Kid gasped. He didn't know if it was or not. This was puzzling to him indeed.

"I don't know.", he replied calming down.

"Well think about it. It can be folded in half both ways.", Dark said annoyedly. She crossed her arms. "So its symmetrical."

"Oh..god damn..", Kid looked at her eyes wide in shock. "I have hated the number zero for so long..but it is actually symmetrical."

"Well then your a symmetry hater then.", she said laughing. She pointed at Kid's hair. "You are not even symmetrical.", this brought Kid into one of his O.C.D fits.

"I should die! I am symmetrical garbage!", he cried hitting the ground with his fist. Dark just shrugged, knowing she isn't able to help him. She turned away and walked off, leaving him in the middle of Death City in one of his fits.


I know its short but funny. Review only nice words not hating ones! And any suggestions for any more funny situations for the Soul Eater cast to be in are welcome in the review too. :D