A/N: The reason for this story; reason number one being is because Pence is an underdeveloped character and he needs more screen time, or better yet his own game. Two, is because I haven't written anything in a while, so yeah. This is a blog-like type of thing, so expect a lot of my thoughts/experiences told in terms of Pence's POV.

WARNINGS: OOCness, rants, crack, a load of cussing, and just Pence bloggin'.

DISCLAIMER: I don't own Kingdom Hearts, or Pence, but I do own the thoughts about to be shown below c:

Pence's Blog

A rant why I hate pants [posted at 4:48]

I hate pants. I just hate it so fucking much. For me, pants hate me like I hate them. They either fit you or they don't.

They slow you down in every way possible. In the morning when you put them on, you have you put your legs through the leg sleeves. Then when you're done with that torture, you then have to button them. Ugh, trying to pull them together is like the greatest workout ever. You have to suck in as much as air you can and try to make yourself look skinnier so you can button that up. Then after you're done with that, you then have to zip that fucker up. The worst thing that can happen is if your zipper thing is lodged into the depths of your pants and you REALLY have to get that shit to pull up. Then after you're done, suddenly you can't breathe and you can't feel yourself from the waist down because your pants are cutting off your circulation. Pants are evil, see?

I seriously hate pants. All of them. I don't care if they're Levis, or some designer shit like Louis Vuitton or Gucci, one way or the other they wont fit your fat ass sometime in the future. I hate that I have to waste money on something I'm supposed to wear everyday, and you have to buy more later. I don't care if they're cheap ass swap meet pants, or made of spandex, or jeggings. You go through the same shit all the time. There's no such thing as the perfect pair of pants. That's bullcrap. No pair of pants are perfect. Oh really? Oh really bitch? Tell me, those pants you're wearing now, did you have them since you were merely a toddler? No? THOUGHT SO.

I just loathe pants. They're retarded. Why do they even call them 'a pair of pants' when it's only one? That's how retarded they are. They don't know the meaning of 'pair'.

I hate all types of pants. Boot cut, high waist, low waist, bell bottoms, flared, straight, skinny jeans, what-ever. The worst part is that I don't even look skinny in skinny jeans! That's bullcrap. That's misleading shit right there. If you're going to make jeans and decide to name them 'skinny jeans' just so you can get fat people to wear your stuff and make money, then you're evil and should be sued for making people look bad.

Who needs pants? It's better to be naked anyways. It's a hell of a lot better. Life would be much better if you didn't wake up every morning, seeing those pair of pants, taunt you and say, "Hey fatty, lol, wear me, I bet you wont fit, lolz, and then you'll have to waste money on another pair of pants lololol."

Well I guess I'm done ranting about my hatred for pants. I'll log off and just start eating my pants because I'm hungry and I don't want to see these fuckers again.

A/N: This is loosely based on this RP group I'm in and I RP Pence. You should check it out. My RP is [ dogstreet . tumblr . com ] (close the last space) and the entire RP is [ kingdomheartsmasterlist . tumblr . com ] (again, close the space and lurk around the place.)

By the way, you can send in a topic Pence can rant or praise about (because I might run out of ideas, haha.)

Till next time on Pence's Blog!

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