A short story, because I though it would be funny. I don't own kuroshitsuji.

Grell was just running through a corridor, and opened the door with a loud "Will!". But he wasn't prepared for seeing THAT. His boss was standing with a blond boy clinging to him. While Ronald kissed him, Will had his eyes open in shock. The younger shinigami wasn't at all bothered by Grell's presence, but William pushed him lightly from himself.

"You!" shouted Grell pointing Ronald "What are you doing with my man! You're going to pay for that!"

And as he tried to attack him, he accidentally slipped on soap and flew out the window. On the tenth floor.

"Don't get too near him" said William "he won't hesitate to kill you"

Ronald completely ignoring his warning asked; "Why do you have soap in your office? Well, anyway where did it stop? Ah, yes, I apparently fell in love with you."

"Look, kid" said William and sighted "I completely don't care about you." And saying that he slammed the door leaving the blond alone.

The young shinigami was standing on the roof of a castle. Heavy rain was pouring on his slim form. One could say that with his eyes covered by his fringe and his face diverted in the heaven's direction, he looked depressed. But aside form that he had a maniacal smirk on his face.

When a red haired creature stood behind him his smirk turned into a grin.

"You want to die, Ronald? You knew I was near here didn't you?" said Grell taking out his scissors.

"Indeed, I knew." He drew nearer to his lawnmower.

"Aren't you too arrogant! You can't win against me!" shouted Grell.

"We can see about that" and he attacked the scarlet head. Of course he knew he didn't stand a chance with the psycho. But something just told him he needed to have this fight.

Ronald was supporting himself on his hands and knees as he vomited blood. His weapon was nowhere in a way of sight.

Grell slowly made his way to him with a predatory grin.

"Can I ask you something?" asked Ronald coughing "Why do you want me dead so badly? William doesn't return my feelings at all. His relation with me isn't much better then yours."

"Are you stupid?" Grell shouted theatrically "William would kill me if I even tried kissing him"

"You're damn right" said William suddenly jumping on the red head and bringing him to the ground. Then he kicked him so hard that he flew a few meters away from them.

William gave a hand for Ronald and lifted him up. But the blond didn't actually stop before him. He seemed to regain his health all to soon, and wrapped an arm around the tall shinigami.

"Are we going to the party now?" he asked with eyes of a puppy, but his wicked grin killed the image.

"Absolutely no." William answered calmly.

"Oh, please! Come on and dance with me, baby."

William stopped and looked at him with icy cold eyes.

"Ronald, you just caused yourself a lot of paper work."

"Don't be so cold." He pouted "I really want to spend some time with you"

"No, thanks. I have enough of freaks that fall in love with me." And he went on.

Happily Ronald went after him. It was ok. William rescued him. He cared for him.

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