Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters or the name Homestuck, they are the creations of both Cassandra Clare and Andrew Hussie. The only thing that I own is the plot. '
Right, time to see what "Homestuck" is about' Magnus thinks to himself. He types Homestuck into google and clicks onto the first link. He starts reading and thinks to himself 'I like John. He reminds me of this guy I dated in the 1990's. He was all geeky and loved really crappy movies.' He reads a bit more and before he knows it, John's eye colour is revealed. All of a sudden, Magnus falls in love with John, after all, black hair and blue eyes is his favourite combination. Suddenly John jumps out of Magnus's laptop screen and greets him. "Hey sexy, you want to stay the night, sleep in my bed and maybe "do" a bit more?' Magnus flirtingly asks John. 'I'M NOT A HOMOSEXUAL!' John screams at the top of his lungs and then runs away. THE END!