My sister came up with this idea and told me to write it. :P

After Mordechai breaks up with handsome jack wants revenge.

Retaliation:

The alcohol smell still lingered on Jacks pillows.

Frustrated Jack ripped the sheets of the bedspread. He was going to have to burn this. It had been months since the booze hound left his place. Somehow he was able to leek his scent of bourbon and vodka all over his furniture. Jack couldn't sit down without the smell invading his nostrils.

Anger and modification seethed out of Jack. It wasn't enough that Mordechai broke things off he had the audacity to blame Jack for their problems. Okay he was the problem they had to meet in secret, due to his charming good looks and hatred of vault hunters, but that was just one of their many issues. Jack wouldn't even mention how the other man had to be half buzzed just to be around him.

Grunting Jack laid on his back soaking in the horrific smell of his ex-lover. Jack always hated getting dumped. This time around it hurt more than usual. It wasn't just the sting of his pride getting shot but something else.

He could still hear Mordechai's raspy voice whispering how he couldn't do this anymore, the sound of him stumbling for the door, knocking over tables as he went. The most annoying sound Jack remembered was the caw of his bloody bird. The drunk couldn't spend one minute away from the freaking chicken. It took countless words of encouragement just to get the vault hunters attention.

Rage filled inside of Jack's chest. How someone could as great as him be left behind? More infuriating the man he gave time out of his busy life just to see took the time to remind Jack how amazing BloodWing was. The conversations they had over diner seemed to linger around the bird. All the sniper would talk about was her.

Jack couldn't help but resent the bird. Just imaging her stupid image caused Hatred to pour over Jack's body like moving water. If he couldn't have Mordechai neither could she. Many plans to annihilate the dumb turkey were already starting to rotate in Jack's mind. He would have to make her death something big, something no one would ever forget. Maybe add some explosives?

Of course killing her would be good retaliation towards the vault hunters. What they would see was not to ever mess with the Hyperion leader, but what Mordechai would see was to never cross him. He would make the sniper regret the day he chose Sanctuary over Him.

Yeah he was going to use explosives. Lots of them.