"Hi, there. I'm Red."

The moment those words of a greeting escaped his lips, Green would never be the same. He didn't know, but at that moment, he had met his best friend. He had met the idiot who does the stupidest things. He had met the one who makes him feel like a moron at times. He had met the one with a random sense of humor.

He is Fire Red.

"Welcome to Pallet Town."


A/N: This is the result of Stella's work when she's fresh out of feels and has the urge to write something.
Welcome to my idea bunnies. this will include a bunch of random skits centered around Red, Green, and other guys (depending on the situation).

Warning, the following fic contains:

-A completely different version of Red that actually talks and is a complete badass.

-A douchebag Green.

-Random, anger-issued Silver.

-An idiotic Gold, etc etc.

-Will also include parings if I add the girls as well.

-Strong language at times.

-Suggestive themes.

-Randomness.

Disclaimer for every part of this random fic: I do not own Pokémon. It belongs to Satoshi Tajiri.