My first fan fiction, about Allo Allo. What if General Von Klinkerhoffen's lust for Helga was more than lust? What if she was his lost childhood sweetheart?
Yes I know its silly, but kind of funny, and its a childhood story I came up with but never wrote down. This, like everything I do, is the product of a crazed girl. I do not own Helga or Klinkerhoffen, or any of the characters from the "Allo Allo" sitcom, I do, however, own Erica. Ages are made up.
Helga Geerhart took a few minutes to think over her past as she sat in her temporary luxurious quarters in the chateau. It had taken her months to be sure, but she was certain now that General Erich Von Klinkerhoffen was the same Erich Von Klinkerhoffen she'd met sixteen years ago, when they'd both been sixteen. She'd thought she'd recognised him the first time she'd announced him in the Colonel's office, but she'd seen enough of him over the months to know for sure now. A knock at the door made Helga snap out of her thoughts and call "enter." A very small solider entered, looked around then removed the helmet of their outfit. As the solider removed the aforementioned hat, blonde curls tumbled to her shoulders. Helga relaxed, it was only her daughter. The General's daughter...her secret child. Erica, for that was her name, had been born sixteen years ago, Helga had not had too much trouble hiding her. Her mother had been quite sick since her father's death, it easy enough to hide away in her room until Erica's birth. Then she'd hidden her daughter in her bag, and taken any job going to get enough money, all the time hoping to see the girl's father, at that time just a young army recruit, again. After the beginning of the war and the death of her mother, she'd had little choice but to hide Erica away in her luggage and take her with her to Nouvion. She looked up at her young daughter. "Why are you dressed in that manner?" She enquired.
"I didn't want to start any rumours, I told the guards I was delivering the rest of luggage to your new quarters, which isn't a lie as such.." Erica gestured to the cases she had with her.
At that moment another knock sounded. "Quick! Put your helmet back on!" Helga hissed. Erica hurriedly did so, moments before a real solider barged in, announcing the General.
Just a short introductory chapter, hope you enjoyed my weird fan fiction!