Disclamer: I do NOT own twilight Stephanie meyer does!!

One day at the cullen household Edward cullen couldn't find his socks!!

"Rosalie have u seen my socks I cant find them!?" he asked

"no, and mine are gone missing to!"

"strange, lets go ask everybody if thev see our socks!" Edward said

" ok!"

They walked into jasper and alices room and said at the same time" we cant find our socks! Had u seen them ??"

"no and we cabnt find ours eather!" jasper and alice said at the same time

Dammit oh well lets go ask Carlisle if hes seen our socks!" said Edward

( this continued untill everyone went into emmetts room)

" emmett, have u seen our -" Edward alice jasper carisle esme and Rosalie were cut off

" why would I hass seen ur socks?? I have no I dea were they are espeahally not in newtons room! Why would u ever suggest such a thing!!"

" TO NEWTONS!!" Edward said.

(a few minutes later)

" what the hell!" said mike.

" surennder ur socks and no one gets hurt!!" said Edward

"wat are you talking about"

" I kno u have our socks! Give them back!!"

Meanwhile…

"MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! THEWILL NEVER KNOW WERE I PUT THERE SOCKS!! THEY FELL FOR MY TRICK !! I ACUALLY SHIPPED ALL THERE SOCKS TO LA PUSH!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Meanwhile at Jacobs….

Jacob got up to get the mail when he reached the mail box he smelt leech all over the place!! He transformed and caled the pack! They all meat outside Jacobs house

' I smelt leech all over the place!' Jacob explaned!

'ok we serch the woods untill we find it and don't kill it untill the others get there' sam confermed

Meanwhile at mikes….

" im calling the police!!" shouted mike and in a few seconds you could hear a siron coming down the road the crewser parked on the side of the road and out came none other then Charlie swan

( in a few minutes it was all cleard up and mike had a retraining order placed on the cullens and they were sent home.)

When they got home they forced the location out of emmett by alice threating to tak him shoping everyday and then they called the pack and sorted everything out and they all lived hapiley ever after untill one day when the world randomly blew up and they all died!

THE END

So I hope u liked it it was my first fan fiction so please please please review!! -shannon