Ok first of all a couple of things, english is not my first language, I haven't seen the 8th season & I'm not going to see it either, so everything that I know from that weird storyline it's what I read from other fanfictions & forums, and this is supposed to be a multichapter, I would upload when the inspiration strikes, I hope you like it :)

1980 was a year for new beginnings, after a lousy 1979 where she lost everything Jackie Burkhart was looking forward for a tabula rasa, she refused to be unhappy, unhappy endings where for fat & ugly girls, and she was neither, she knew her value, she was tired of being in love with cheating bastards that didn't deserved her tears, she lost so much time & so many chances being after losers who were too dumb or too cheap to give her what a Burkhart girl needed, in all of her years with Michael and Steven she only got a rubber chicken & an used Zeppelin shirt, she was a diamond girl damn it, and she was going to prove it! 1980 was so going to be her year!

"Goddess, Jackie?" Too lost in her own thoughts Jackie didn't hear the voice of her one day boyfriend calling.

"Jackie?" He tried again, and finally she seemed to recover & looked at him with her eyes still vacant

"Fezzie?" she said in a sweet voice

"Are you ok? You haven't blink for 5 minutes, was the alcohol too strong? Mrs Forman margaritas can be tricky, they taste like juice but you feel funny afterwards and the next day you wake up wearing a dress" Jackie looked at her boyfriend and tried to laugh at his antiques, Fez was always weird, she had still to get used to his quirkiness, Steven never said what he was thinking, while Fez, well he would ramble about everything, but that should be a good thing, no more trying to force him to say what he was thinking, no more tricking him into saying I love you. She was feeling sad just thinking about that bastard, no more this was the year where Jackie Burkhart would rub her perfect life into the faces of all those people that make her feel bad, but not Fez, he was always kind, except that day he dyed her hair green, but she forgave him for that, because she was so beautiful that she could pull everything even green hair. This was going to be her New Year resolution, this time she would have everything she deserved, success & especially love.

"Don't worry Fezzie, I was just excited about New Years, thinking about what outfit I'm going to wear tomorrow, I can't start 1980 looking like Donna, I mean my New Year's resolution is looking more perfect than this year, which isn't going to be difficult considering I get more beautiful every day"

"You do Goddess, especially your hair, it feels like velvet in my hands" said Fez while he touched softly Jackie's hair

Hyde looked at the new happy couple flirting with each other, Fez grabbing her hair & Jackie smiling at him like he was the only guy in the room. Man she used to look at him with those eyes, those lying eyes; he bet she used the same look with Kelso that day in Chicago. Everything about her was so fake, her smile, her eyes, there was a time he was a sucker for that smile, but now he knew better, he knew what conniving bitch she was, he was glad he was over her, because he was, he couldn't believe he dated someone so needy & empty, she represented everything he hated & that little uneasy feeling he felt when watching her with Fez wasn't jealousy, that was hate, because that little Yoko was going after everyone in the gang & if it wasn't because Forman & Donna just got back together he bet she would be after him too, he was lucky to be alone, who needed a girlfriend when sluts were available, girlfriends nagged & destroyed your heart with ultimatums, not that he had a heart, but still, sluts were better, easy & not nagging, that was his New Year's resolution, to avoid small nagging bitches, and then he could be zen, Zeppelin & zen that's all he needed.

"2 minutes people" Mrs Forman screamed, "we're going to start the countdown at any minute". Jackie smiled, everybody reunited around Mrs Forman who hold the champagne glasses with the biggest host smile she ever seen. "She must be celebrating more than New Year's" she thought "after all Eric is back, and Donna didn't waste time getting back together with him". She envied their relationship, their story was truly epic not even Africa could keep them apart, she smiled sadly, maybe her story with Fez could be epic too, he was after all her best match, she didn't make a list for nothing. Fez hold her waist and she did her best to smile and not feel uncomfortable in his hands, "you're with him now, get it together". For a party she felt very gloomy while the rest of people in the room looked like they were having fun, well everybody but Steven but he had always been pissed off at life so that was expected. Between all the happiness in the room Mrs Forman was the most contagious, maybe she was margarita happy, but she thought she was mainly prodigal son happy. She always thought that Eric was lucky, not in the beauty department because he wasn't man pretty like Michael and neither in the smart department because everybody knew that Steven was the brains of the group, but he had something that all of them wanted; a family that loved him more than anything else. Maybe her life would be different if her dad wasn't in prison or feeding the natives in a far away island. Or maybe if her mom would worry more about her daughter than in her tan, maybe Mrs Forman wasn't perfect looking like Pam Burkhart but well nobody was, they were Burkhart's after all, but she was definitely a better mom than anyone else.

"Ok kids 10 seconds to New Year's" she hears Mrs Forman scream. Everybody started the countdown

"10" she saw Michael making out in a corner with the bimbo he brought to the party

"9" she saw Eric being all awkward while holding Donna's hands

"8" she saw Bob trying to hug Mr Forman while he gave him an annoyed look

"7" she saw Mrs Forman trying to separate Bob from Mr Foreman

"6" she saw Steven drinking his fourth champagne glass in a row

"5" she felt Fez pulling her closer

"4" she saw Mrs Foreman giving a peck to Mr Foreman

"3" she saw Eric kissing Donna softly

"2" she saw Steven leaving the living room towards the kitchen

"1" she felt Fez's lips on her

"Happy new year" everybody was screaming off happiness. Everybody was kissing in the other room. Maybe he should have brought a slut like Kelso did, not that he felt lonely or anything, loneliness were for losers who couldn't get laid. And he could, but he didn't bring anybody because Red still hadn't forgiven him completely for the Sam thing. Man a slut would have kept him distracted from all the romantic crap that was happening in the other room, especially Jackie & Fez. He thought the foreigner knew better, man Jackie did really have the power to make men stupid. Maybe she was send by the government to infiltrate the gang, the government knew they knew, but they wouldn't use Jackie, her voice was too annoying to deal with even for the government, but if she was part of the government they would use her voice to torture war prisoners, the bastards wouldn't stand a chance. He smirked at the burn he couldn't say aloud. Would they notice if he went & got baked in the basement? Probably not, he needed to bail on all that mushiness that was happening on the other room, mainly the sad attempts of a relationship that Jackie was pulling with Fez, baked it is he decided, anything to escape the love bullshit on the air.

This was their sixth kiss of the day, they always say that third time is the charm but apparently it would take her longer to enjoy kissing Fez. It was like kissing her manly version, and she always thought that if her male version existed she would run across the beach to her own arms, I mean if she was a catch as a girl imagine if she was a boy, not even lumberjacks like Donna would stand a chance, because she would be everything that a girl needed, beautiful or man pretty like Michael, well definitely more than Michael she had charm to spare after all, and she would be romantic and tell them how beautiful they are, and she would always say I love you, so then what was wrong, Fez did all of those things, he was almost prince charming, he had good hair, and he wasn't cheap with his love, gift & compliments, the only thing maybe was the fact that he was a foreigner, maybe their "foreignness" was keeping them apart? Well she wouldn't let a small detail like that destroy her one day relationship, she had to have love this year, she wasn't going to spend another year without love, singleness were for fat girls who couldn't get boyfriends because they were too busy eating chocolate, and damn it she refused to continue having fat girl problems, maybe she needed to speed this thing up, I mean Fez & her were just in chastity kisses territory, and it didn't took that long with Steven, but he was different or at least she thought that at the beginning, she really thought he was his scruffy knight in shining armor but he ended breaking her heart, she wouldn't let a man do that to her again, if she learn something with Michael & Steven is that she wasn't going to be anybody's fool again, she would rise up & have the best relationship that anyone could have, even better than Eric & Donna, Jackie was good at everything she could even be a better girlfriend than Donna was, so she was going to give her boyfriend what any man was after in a relationship, sex and it would be so good that Abba & even Zeppelin would write songs about it.

"Fezzie" she said in her most seductive voice

"Yes Jackie" he answered very nervous

"What do you say if we take this party somewhere else" she said while seeing him get all excited

"Somewhere else? Like a disco? Oh you want to see my latin groove my goddess" damn he was getting excited for the wrong reasons

"No Fezzie, I mean a place where we can be alone" she said trying to get him to focus

"Like a candy store" this was getting frustrating, was he getting all dumb like Michael? Maybe this wasn't a good idea after all

"Ah forget it" she screamed frustrated and left the living room

"Fez buddy is everything alright?" asked Kelso with an arm wrapped around the slutty blonde he brought as a date. "Did you break up with Jackie? Because if you did & she comes all sad after my foxiness I can't stop her man & Sandra here is going to get all jealous when she screams get off my boyfriend like with Annette"

"It's Melissa" said the slutty blonde in Kelso's arm.

"What did you said baby?" said Kelso in his dumbass voice

"My name is Melissa moron not Sandra, I should just went out with the angry dude that came with you to the store" that perked Kelso's attention that screamed

"Huh! Who? Hyde? Damn Lucy don't go all making threatens because I get stressed when people scream at me, just ask Jackie" he said outraged

"You know what this is not worth it; you can't even remember my name" she said pushing his arm from her shoulders

"I said it was Marcia" said Kelso while trying to get her back under his arm

"It's Melissa dumbass" she screamed & pushed him

"That's what I said, baby don't go, hey" said Kelso while running after Melissa who left the Forman's house & close the door in his nose "Damn Fez look what you caused"

"I didn't do anything" said the foreigner angered

"Well you made Jackie angry and I came to cheer you up and now this happens, why do you have to make me cheer you up man" asked Kelso dumbly

"You ungrateful son of a bitch, after I bought candy for you for Christmas you scream at me" he said with his hands in his hips

"Fez, buddy don't get all sensitive, but you have to learn to control Jackie otherwise these things are going to happen" said Kelso while putting a hand on Fez's shoulders

"Like you could even control her, you know one of the reasons Jackie is a hot Goddess is because she's bitchy" said the foreigner in a smart ass way

"Yeah, that's true" he said like a revelation was shown to him

"But you hurt my feelings so I would say good day to you" he said pushing Kelso's hand

"But buddy" he said while trying to stop him

"I said good day" and he left the room leaving the Forman's, Bob and the rest of the gang dumbfounded

"Hahaha" sounded Kitty Foreman's laugh "Oh Michael I hoped this year you would get brighter but is not going to happen right?" said Kitty in a matter of fact voice

"Burn!" screamed Donna while Eric added "Man I missed that word"

In the next room Jackie was still unsure of what to do with the first day of her new life, things weren't going as planned; things were going downhill as a matter of fact. She wasn't really into her new boyfriend and he seemed not to be as perfect as she thought, she remembered putting smart in the top of her ideal boyfriend list, and he wasn't as bright as she expected, after Michael she decided she was done with morons that needed things to be spelled for them, maybe she didn't insinuate herself enough with Fez, but if she insinuated herself more she would fall into Sam's territory, and she would never walk the same line than Steven's ex stripper wife, she still had some dignity left. This wasn't supposed to be that hard, why she couldn't enjoy his kisses & why she wasn't excited at the prospect of having sex with him. When she was with Steven she couldn't think of anything else, she was doing it again, she needed to stop, she was comparing Steven with Fez and that couldn't end well, Steven was her past and Fez was her present and hopefully her future, but did she really wanted him to be her future. She felt like 1979 again, she still didn't know what to do with her life, she was supposed to be a trophy wife by now but instead she was pinning over her ex, no bad Jackie she wasn't pinning after anyone, because first Burkhart's don't pine over guys, guys pine after them and second because she had a boyfriend that maybe produce in her the same reaction she had with Eric but, wait a minute, she felt for Fez what she felt for Eric Forman? Is she dating the foreigner version of Eric Forman? There are some patterns she had to admit both were pervy and had a big collection of Playboys under their beds, both had freakish hobbies & obsessions, Eric with Star Wars and Fez with candy and both were with girls way out of their league. Oh my God she was Donna, that was degrading, she wasn't supposed to be Donna she was supposed to be like the brunette version of Farrah Fawcett, the basement had tainted her, she needed a change and she needed now, because otherwise she was going to start wearing plaid and going to feminist and lesbian rallies with Donna. She saw a pen in the kitchen's table and started looking for a piece of paper, she would make a new list, she had to figure this out

Solo circles were the best invention ever since cars than run on water man, he felt so relaxed, pot always help him deal with his demons, maybe not deal with them but at least it helped pushing them out of his mind for a while to focus on other important things like cars than run on water that were hide by the government because they knew that people would use them instead of cars that used petroleum and then America would be doomed man, water was for the people but petroleum was for the man, they shouldn't take it….

"Where am I" he heard a voice mumble. "Man this is some weird restaurant, where are the tables?" he heard & he knew he would recognize that stoned voice anywhere

"Leo, man what are you doing here?" he said happily stoned

"Hyde, man you came down for burgers too, good because I didn't have any cash with me, can you lend me some money? By the way I don't see any waitresses around here, where did all they go?" said Leo feeling a little lost

"Well actually this isn't a restaurant, this is the Forman's house" said Hyde but then added quickly "but I can give you some food if you want"

"Yeah man that would be cool" and with that they went upstairs to grab something to eat

Jackie heard steps coming from the basement while she was writing a new list, a list that would make 1980 the best year in Jackie Burkhart's life. "Fezzie is that you?" she asked just in case she needed to hide her list from her foreigner boyfriend

Just some seconds later she saw Steven & the scruffy hippie come through the basement door "You lost your boyfriend Jackie? That must be a record, one day and he's already running for his life" Hyde spoke in a snarky voice

"Loud girl, man how is it going, I thought you were in Chicago" said Leo in his usual stoned voice

Jackie couldn't take it, Steven burning her and the dirty old hippie reminding her of the worst day of her life and to top it all the gang came through the living room's door when hearing the noise, she had to leave before all of this escalated, but not before she made Steven have some of his own medicine, he wasn't going to insult her & just get away with it "you know what I don't need to start my year wasting my time around burnouts like you" she said in her most snotty voice

"Then what's stopping you, the door is right there" he pointed at the door while screaming

"I'm not leaving because you say it; I have the same right to stay here as you do" she screamed back

"Well as soon as you finish with Fez you're not going to have that excuse anymore, and we all know that joke relationship is not going to last" he replied in his most asshole voice

"Oh we are so going to last because Fez makes me feels things I never felt with you, because he's a real man" she affirmed with a secure face even if she knew it was a lie

"Yeah, he's the picture of manliness" he said in a sarcastic tone

"Oh shut up you're just jealous because I'm happy and you're bitter because your stripper wife left you for her other husband, so who's the loser now? She said trying to hurt him

"Clearly Fez because he's with you" he said with a smug face

BURN! Screamed Kelso & soon after he felt Donna frogging him & Jackie looking at him with tearful eyes

"Damn Jackie that was a good burn" She could see the smirk in Steven's face, not anymore, she wasn't going to take it anymore. She wanted to run and hide but she did something that surprised everyone included Hyde, she went and slapped him, "you're dead to me Steven Hyde, you hear me" and she left the house through the garage door with the gang still dumfounded and Hyde more confused than pissed off.