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Tyson's Bad Luck

There has been a problem in the Kitchen at Tyson's house recently and it has been getting on everyone's nerves for the longest time. It was a rat but not just any ordinary rat, it was a huge and ugly!

It was so scary, Hilary even refuse to step in the kitchen leaving the boys to handle the situation. Tyson steps up the challenge like a hero "I'm gonna get rid of that rat by buying a large mouse trap!". After this, Tyson bolted out of the house leaving his friends behind.

"I can't beleive he just ditched us like Kai always does!" Kenny exclaimed but then remembered Kai is in the kitchen with them. He quickly tries to change his statement "not that you ditching us is a bad thing"

At that moment, Kai couldn't give a damn to be angry at Kenny. His main concern was his precious scarf that got destroyed by a rat and that rat shall pay.

Max sighs at Tyson's impulsiveness "The least he could do is listen to our plan first"

"Oh well, Tyson will comeback later. Got the Rat poison?" Ray readies the spatula and boiled water.

Because Ray was the only talented cook and Hilary doesn't count as one, Ray conveniently hides the taste of the poison by mixing it with sweet tomato sauce. He then proceeded by making a burger out of it when it was done, it looked so sinfully delicious. Kenny placed poisoned burger next to the rat hole in the kitchen and phase one was completed. Next all they have to do is wait for it to eat and die from poisoning.

A few hours later...

Tyson came back from his failed mission to acquire a large mouse trap. He was too tired to acknowledge his friends of his presence while they leisure themselves playing cards. Heading towards the kitchen to get himself something to cold to drink and a sandwich. His nose picks up a delicious smell, following the scent, it led him towards the mouse hole and it led him to wonder...

'who would leave a perfectly good sandwich on the floor for that rat to eat?'

Since there was no sign the rat was touching the food, Tyson kneels down and took it "Tough luck rat. this one is mine" he said and took a bite.

Tyson returns to his friends who are too busy playing cards, actually it was more like strip poker with Kai losing very badly and he was down wearing only his boxers. Earlier Kai was relieved when Hilary left after Max suggested strip poker because it would be fun said the blonde but since she was the only girl, Hilary went home. Tyson greets them with the poisoned burger in hand "Hey guys whats' up?"

"oh nothing much just waiting for..." Kenny looks up and saw Tyson was holding AND eating. He freaks out "Oh my gosh Tyson! why did you eat that!?"

alarmed the gang looks at Tyson and all their mouths hang open in shock.

Tyson raise a curious brow "eat what?" as he proceeds to take another bite, everyone stops him immediately and explains the reason why they put the burger next to the rat hole.

"Tyson that's for the rat" Max said but Tyson didn't understand "why would you give a rat free burgers?"

Kai sighed at the stupidity "It's poisoned you idiot" but Tyson didn't believe him and decided to make fun of him by being so bad at poker "an idiot huh? that's coming to a guy who's lousy at poker"

Ray had enough "dammit Tyson just give us the burger!"

Thinking that everyone was joking around by taking away food from him, Tyson sprints away in an attempt to get away from them while he's busy trying to finish eating the burger. Mortified, the guys quickly ran after him all around the house.

"For goodness sakes Tyson listen!"

"yeah! even Kai is running only in his boxers to stop you!"

Tyson stops and turns around, a mischievous smile place on his face, both his hands were empty and to add even more shock to his friends Tyson swallowed the last piece.

"Hahaha! looks like I win" Tyson boasted his victory, he didn't realize the guys are still charging at him "uh-oh"

The four tried their best so the poison can get out before Tyson's stomach can digest it. Kai kick him in the stomach, Ray was choking Tyson, Max opens Tyson's mouth wide enough for Kenny to insert his finger to his throat hoping he'll puke.

It didn't work.

So, Tyson ended up in the hospital operating room. He was thrashing in pain and all the nurses could do was dope him with more tranquilizers while the doctors do their business. One of them complain "sheeesh! first he accidentally took Viagra pills and now this!?"

Tyson learned a valuable lesson that day.

That he's going to be a vegetarian forever.

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It lasted only two days

(A/N): This is connected to the story "I swallowed what now?". I'm a little off lately and I wrote this just to be sure writing humor and crack fics is still in me.

BTW, there's MORE! I accept ideas and suggestions too :)