Disclaimer: Dude, I don't own anything except for my fan characters. Get it through your heads. Blitz isn't mine and neither is Scanty. They belong to my friend. Okay...I'm gonna get this started then. This is an intro to a bunch of battle stories, where the fan characters face off in the most random battles.

Blitz: ...Okay. Interesting. You people should review. You should do it right now.

Scanty: Yeah. I hate them, but they're right.

Musica: I hope Sonikku wins! I've been training him for forever!

Me: SILENCE!

Versus!

Chapter One: Scanty meets Sonikku!

It was a warm, sunny day, just before the chao races. Blitz was on a hill with her chao, Scanty. They watched the 'pathetic competition', in Scanty's opinion, babble and drool.

"Well, Scanty, as long as you're not lazy, there's no way we can possibly lose. Our victory is evident, and we shall crush the competition!"

"Damn right!" he shouted.

All was peaceful. Scanty was, for once, quiet, and Blitz was just relaxing. They both enjoyed the comfortable silence, until...

"HI GUYS!" screamed Musica from behind.

"You bitch!" Scanty shouted, now in Blitz's arms, looking at the blue...thing in Musica's arms, "What the Hell is that?"

"This is my chao, Sonikku! I really think he might win this race!" she said.

Sonikku was a light blue chao with bunny ears, and he was unusually small. Sonikku had big, innocent blue eyes. The chao stared at the other two. Moments later, its head fell to the side as it babbled and drooled.

"Uhhh...Musica, I-" Blitz started.

"That is the most pathetic chao ever! He looks like he could barely walk! I could beat him, easy! Dumb-ass chao!" Scanty laughed.

Sonikku stared, then opened his mouth. Fire poured all over Blitz and Scanty. They stood there, stunned, and fell to the ground, twitching. It stopped.

"Nevermind..." Scanty coughed.

"Scanty, shut up. Shut up now! Please," Blitz gasped.

"Good luck, guys! See ya at the race!" and Musica skipped off, clutching Sonikku closely.

They stood up, watching the chao wave from far away. A sweat drop formed.

"Scanty, you'd better win."

"...Shut up!"

End Chapter One

Okay, this whole story will be over by Christmas Eve. Please read and review! I honestly appreciate it! You guys rule! Happy Holidays! And I'd like to thank Allie for her fancharacter and chao! Two more chapters to go! Thank you!

-Musica the Hedgehog .. (Okay, I made that blushy smiley. Just wanna let you know about that.)