this is just some random little things for those people who have been waiting for my next chapter of whatever story they are reading and waiting for since I havnt updated in a while, also just for something to do lol.
Crane stood there in the court yard just waiting for something exiting to happen. It was their day off and he had nothing to do. He just sat stood there while everyone else was off having fun, he sighed and let his head fall, his beak almost scripping the ground beneath him it was so long. Right then was when something tackled him from behind, the next thing he knew he was locked in a kiss with the only snake in the whole valley of peace. Well....he did want something to happen. and I'm sure this will give him something to do for quite a while.
Tigress was in her room when she heard a knock on the door, when she anwered it she was shocked to see a bunch of Tiger lillys in her face and a smiling panda holding them.
What was most shocking was, why would she do that?, Tigress was always the srtong tough unemotional member of the five, and now she is going all goo goo ga ga over a guy who only said she was pretty, he never said he liked her!!
It was weird. But hey . If thats the way they wanted it, then so be it. The only problem was, what was the kid gonna look like?
How could this happen?, he never wanted this?, all he did was drink a little. It finally hit Monkey in the face, "all i did was drink a little" he thought to himself out loud wjile smacking himslef in the face.
poor kid had no idea what he was geting himself into, he had been sent into the kitchen to get a cold cloth for one of the students who had hurt herself, but when he got there what he saw going on between Shifu and his star pupil scarred him for the rest of his life.
Crane was a sensable guy, but the one thing he couldnt figure out was, how the heck do a praying mantis and a langour monkey who were both male end up having a child!!??
Who ?
What?
When?
Where?
Why?
How?
It just doesnt make sense, he was carring and compassionate, and he had to go blow everything with just one stupid joke!, Viper had now dumped Crane and moved to a different palace because he was unable to hold his tounge.
"Finally" Tigress thought to herself as she witnessed the scene in front of her. Crane and Viper were sharing their first kiss, now the only thing left to acomplish was geting her and Po together.
If you didnt see this comin you better join the club cuz the only one who did was Master Shifu, Po and Monkey were now together and after 3 months of comfusion they were all siting therre at the two masters wedding, like i said, the only one who wasnt confused was Master Shifu.
"Omg, this has to be the dumbest thing in the world, how does it even work?" Tigress asked "it doesnt have to make sense, love is love" came the respons of Master Oogway as the two watched Po, Crane, Monkey, and Mantis all share their love for each other at once.
ok i know, some of them were disturbing some might have been cute, i dunno just tell me what you think. The inspiration for this was no specific story just that i have read many stories like this that do the same thing and decided to give it a try. I'm not the best at spelling and didnt use any special program when i wrot this so please be nice about that.
thx 4 reading! ^^