OTP challenge: Mobile and LovetasticRomanceathon: Work
Text Talking
13/9/2014
Where are you?
The market. I've brought some amazing fruit called Kakis.
Yeah, um…well, there's been a slight problem—Kakis? Isn't that the name of that weird monster?
You mean Keres? No. It's orange. I'll send you a picture.
Um…I think you're liking your new phone too much. Anyway, you know you told me to 'not blow anything up'…
Oh, you didn't.
Erm...wow, Kakis?
We'll talk about this once I get back.
17/9/2014
How do you feel about nachos?
I think you have mastered the kitchen.
I was thinking of maybe doing some organic sauces because that salsa is always so…
Awesome?
…bland.
Bland?!
It means unflavoured.
I know what it means! I just can't believe that you would apply such a word to the amazing, zesty thing that is salsa.
Gods, I know you're Mexican-American, Leo, but honestly…
Oh, do we want honest now? Well, honestly, I like salsa more than your organic sauces.
…We'll talk about this when you get home from work.
We work together. I'm in the next room.
Shut up.
I can't believe you kicked me out.
It's your own fault; you can go and buy some of that salsa you like so much more than my nutritious dips.
Are my eyes deceiving me, or did you just use a semicolon?
Says the guy who uses quotes, dashes and ellipsis etc.
Well, yeah, but a semicolon, Calypso, seriously…
Do you want to be permanently banned from our house?
25/9/2014
Can you get some more tomato seeds?
Gasp, we use seeds now?!
Shut up and get some.
Done. I'm on my way back, want to go out for lunch?
As long as we don't end up at that awful place with the yellow M outside of it.
Not the McD, okay…how about that little café by the subway.
Oh yes, I love that place, it always smells so nice.
…You noticed the smell?
Yeah, why?
Did you perhaps fail to notice the amazing food?
No, I remember that too, just it was this perfect mix of jasmine and carnations… maybe roses? I'll have to ask the manager.
Hades, I'm officially not-dating a smell-a-holic.
Officially not-dating me? Why not just say friends?
Because that's what I have to say to Piper every day when she starts on her 'Aphrodite senses'.
Um…okay? Piper gets more and more stereotypical every time you mention her.
She would stab you for saying that.
Where are you?
Just around the block.
26/9/2014
If I said that you were beautiful, what would you say?
Nothing.
Oh…
I would kiss you.
OH…
…This is hypothetical, right?
Um…right! Sure. I've got to go…somewhere and…do a thing.
Leo?
27/9/2014
Leo? Where were you last night?
Uh…Oh, I slept over at Camp.
Oh, phew, I was worried.
Aww…about me?
Get back here, I'm about to open the store and I can't handle all the customers by myself.
Crowded?
Ha, I wish. Just, the karaoke set you brought me doesn't have a person setting.
Ah, the fault is discovered. On my way, just pulling on my pants.
…Too much information.
29/9/2014
You—you…
Kissed you? Well you were taking your sweet time.
I was working up my courage.
Well, I wasn't waiting 'til August. Now, get back in here, it's not as if anyone's in the store.
30/9/2014
It's so cold.
Need a coat?
Yes please.
I stop in at the market on the way back. I'll require payment.
I'll be waiting.