Okay, let me start to explain to you, dear journal, about myself. I am Sirius Black.
Seriously…
I am Sirius.
Yes, we know. But, honestly, Padfoot, do you expect the journal to know who you are?
Do not, under any circumstance, insult my journal Prongs!
(laughs)
And don't laugh either!
(laughs harder)
Prongs…
(laughter slowly dies down)
Thank you. Now. I am Sirius Black, fondly known as Padfoot.
Fondly? Since when are we fond of you?
You know you are, Jamsey.
Yeah. Sure. You're Padfoot cause you're a dog.
Hey. You're the bloody animal with horns.
I am a Stag! And they are antlers, for the millionth bloody time!
Suuuure.
They are!
Anyway…
Yes, continue.
Shut up, would you. I'm trying to tell the story.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Continue.
(rolls eyes). Anyway. As I said, I am Sirius Black, fondly known as Padfoot. That kid, laughing his head off…Shut up Prongs! Yes, that's James known as Prongs. He turns into an animal with horns.
Stag! And they're antlers!
Whatever. He is madly, and I do mean MADLY, in love, yes love, with the Lily Evans. Red haired, green eyed beauty of Hogwarts.
(growls)
I'm just saying she's pretty.
She's mine! All mine!
(rolls eyes) Anyway. He loves said red headed green eyed beautiful witch.
(growl)
Last time I checked, I'm the dog. Continuing on. She hates him.
No she doesn't!
Then why does she always tell you off, ignore you….need I go on?
(grumbles)
As said. She hates him.
Hate is a strong word, Padfoot.
Not in this case. In this case, it's too soft.
She highly dislikes me.
Oh?
She just hasn't realized she loves me.
Oh?
She does love me… (goes off into dream world)
Riiiiight. As I was saying.. What was I saying? Oh! Yes! He loves her, she hates him. (looks over at glazey-eyed James.) She would rather go out with anyone but him.
Not true.
True.
Nope.
And I quote Lily, "I wouldn't go out with you if it were a choice between you and the giant squid." End quote.
She wasn't serious.
You're right. I'm Sirius. But she was serious.
That joke is so old.
But it's funny. You know it.
(grumbles)
So, as I was saying. It's a love-hate relationship between those two.
(nods)
But, James is Head Boy and she's Head Girl.
(head pops up) She is? I knew she'd get it! She's so smart! How do you know already?
I have my ways.
Uh-huh. (back to dream world)
I..
We…
I will be…
We will be…
Fine. Okay. WE…. Happy?
Yes.
Okay. We will be telling the story of the year.
Yes.
That was supposed to be the end.
Was it? Oh. Sorry.
Never mind. We will be telling the story of our seventh and final year at Hogwarts..
With details of beautiful, smart red haired, green eyed, Lily.
Yes, James. With Lily included.
Okay. Good.
(rolls eyes) I guess we'll have to see how all this ends up.