SasuNaru

Generic Sasuke is a sadbear and is new in town. Naruto jumps and molests him and shinanigans insue.

SIGH. I looked in the mirror. My awesomely awesome spiked hair was drooping. This would not do. The trip to my new house must have deflated its spirits, much as it did mine. As I was using gratuitus amounts of hair spray, I thought sad thoughts about my emo friends back home. I made a mental note to write some depressing poetry later. I must have got side-tracked, because before I knew it, my hair spray had run out. I sighed a heavy sigh. Time to go shopping!! Shopping trips always made me feel better, although looking at fabulous clothing wasn't as fun without my friends to look at them emotionlessly with.

I was walking the mall with my bffs Hinata, Sakera, Tenn-Tenn, and Lizzie (lizzie, this is u!) I'm wearing my black and red skater shoes with purple shoelaces, baggy black skater cargos that are torn at the ends(becase i am a skaater), a orange hoodie with this red swirl design that is totaly rad. He turned to Hinatta "hey hinata, lets go to the food court." "kay naruto."

I was feeling totally hawt strutting past hot topic in my perfectly wrinkled skinny jeans and my partially see through white T-shart. I was looking as dazed as possible, to try and get that sad depressed look while on the exiliter, but then I noticed this really fine ass right in mah face. His pants are ragged and I couldn't help but thinking. Dude, hot. I stelthily followd then into a Sk8ter shop the next floor up and watched them from behind the cotas.

"Hey Naruto" said Lizzie. "look over tehre, thar's a totaly hot peice of ass standin right ovr thar." Naruto lookd to see a dude with chiken butt hair and black skinny genes. "o ya, it totally is. Ima gonna get somathat ass." I snucked over to him and jump out from behind the jakket rack and yelled "SUPRIZE BUTTSEKS!!!" and grabbed his ass.

"Oh mai jAWD. DON"T TOUCH ME!!!!!!11!!23335!" Sauce-gay exacclaimed and blushed over his face in a blushing manner. "Who are u neway?Like what the fuck." Sasuke-Chan blushed.

"I'm Naruto." Princess Ruto-chan tolod him with a grinning smile.

"WHAT-EVEEERRRR!!!" Gay-sauce told him and stormed off with Kiba who was there also. Kiba snapped his fingers in a Z formation and bobbed his head before leaving after Sasuke.

"What a total bitch." Sakura said obviously and wiggled her hips in an obvious manner.

"You saaaiiiddd A BAD WORDS!" Tenten said in her only line in this story,

Naruto boobed his head in agere ment and slurppped his orange jewlius.

"Like Omiegod Kib-ster! Like where did you comefrom and like don't you like think that guy was like totally smoken fine?" "...I'm stait dude. But like Sakura! Rrrrr, the way she wigled her hips! Tssss! So fine!" "I like have no idea wuu your talkin about cuz like, I just moved here like, 2day! But don't you think I should ttly liek stalk that orange dude? Amean like Omygod!"

Sasuke turned around to see that Princessss Ruto-chan had dissapered. "Sh!t! I wanted to stalk hinm!" sasgay pouted and waked home, leaving kiba in the mall washrooms makin out with sakera. On his way home naruto jumped on his back. "run horsey, run!" saskue ran home and lockkked the ddor before relazing that naruto was still on his back.!

Naurot bpbbed his head aned grinned, sexily.

Sasueka gave him an terrified staares, terrifiedly.

Kibda laughed from the kitchen, "who wants a sammich you guise?"

The pair did not question as to how Kiba had managed to return to Sazukes redisence befoper them. They went along with the sandwitchy goodeness.

"I do, BELIEVE IT!" Replied Naruto who hoped for joy.

"i'm bringing sexy back." the stereo blared as sauke sighed siighfully. this song always made him emo. moer emo than he was usaully.

Sasuke decided to sing karey-oake along with Justin Timberlakes sinfully sexy cries.

He tossed his mop of black emo hair and studs,

'Dirty babe

You see the shackles

Baby I'm your slave

I'll let you whip me if I misbehave

It's just that no one makes me feel this way'

NAY-RUTO stood there mucnhing his sandwhidge and was ttly turned on by sauske's singing voice.

'Come here girl

Go ahead, be gone with it

Come to the back

Go ahead, be gone with it

VIP

Go ahead, be gone with it

Drinks on me

Go ahead, be gone with it

Let me see what you're working with

Go ahead, be gone with it

Look at those hips

Go ahead, be gone with it

You make me smile

Go ahead, be gone with it

Go ahead child

Go ahead, be gone with it

And get your sexy on

Go ahead, be gone with it'

His dad, Kakashi popped up out of nowhere, "This would be a perfect time to grab his penis."

R&R Guyz. I NOES YOU LURVS IT. 3