crackeoke Chapter 1: CORDA 1, a la corda d'oro fanfic

Sorry but I just this sudden urge to do a crack fic. Hehe

CRACK-EOKE

Hino Kahoko walked through the corridors of Seiso Gakuen, suddenly she heard noises, curiosity began to engulf her. Kahoko went to the source of the noise and her eyes widen as she saw two blobs of green belly dancing and singing Long Kiss Goodbye by HALCALI.

Tsuchuira : Kondo wa itsu aeru ka nante
Sonna kaoshite yoku ierutte
Omotteta yo nande darou
Nani mo ki ni naranai FURIshite
Ii wake suru nara kikou sama de
Tsunagatte taikara

Sang Tsuchuira as he sang around the room dancing like a belly dancer showing his toned abs, he was wearing a belly dancer costume. ( IT WAS BROWN! HAHA TREE!)

Hihara: Mou kao mo mitakunai megurokawazoi
Arienai tenkai odoru KEETAI
GOODBYE MEERU naraba wasuretai
"Hold me tight" but "dokka kietai"
Anytime shiberisugi no KY
Chirari miseru tsuyogari na "I cry"
Namida no kouka wa dore kurai?

Sang Hihara as he too danced like an idiot in the room.

Watashi na ri ni "ai saretai" afureru no ni kimi ga mienai
Nido to kimi ni aenai sonna ki ga suru n da…
Tsutaetai no ni umai kotoba mietara nai watashi tabun
Uso demo ii no ni "ikanai demo" ienai yo

Kushami suru to deru hen na koeto
Kusha kusha ni warau BUSAIKU na kao
Tomaranai ase me wo kosuru kuse
Dou setsu maranai AITSU no tokusei

Nitemo nitsukenai futari no SUTAIRU
Muda ni Shy SENSU wa yayanai
Uso tsuku toki no fukumi warai
UZAI tokku ni BAREBARE mendokusai

THE TWO OF THEM TWIRLED AND TWIRLED AND TWIRLED AND FELL FROM Dizziness! EYAY!

Tamatama kareshi gai nai TAIMINGU de
Hima tsubushi teido no koi tte
Tomodachi ni mo ii wakeshitete
Masaka watashi ga oikaketeru…nande?

Tsumaranai JOOKU wa ittsumo kudoku
Douko made mo tsuzuku aki aki na TOOKU
Sono tabi ROKKU kondo wa watashi kara Knock

"I LOVE YOU MY PIANO!" shouted Tsuchuira

"I LOVE YOU CUPCAKE!" shouted Hihara as he kissed a cupcake.

Nigitteta te ga hanaretara
Kimi wa itsuka wasurechau no?
Watashi no koto

They finished. 'Are they gay?' thought Kahoko as she slowly sat down on a couch.

" Hey! Now it's Yunoki's turn!" exclaimed Hihara, good thing he didn't notice Kahoko.

"Yeah, yeah! Hit it Tsukimori-kun!" exclaimed Yunoki as he pointed to Tsukimori who was still normal.

" Ugh! Why did I end up here?" asked Tsukimori to himself.

A wheel spun showing a list of songs and costume choices, then it landed on Jai Ho by the pussycat dolls, and a gypsy costume, yunoki stared in Horror.

" what's wrong Yunoki-sempai? Are you scared?" Teased Tsukimori.

"I'll have you know I can dance!" he proudly boasted

"Who trained you?" asked Tsukimori

" My grandmother! Now Hit it!" He shouted

Yunoki changed his clothes into a female gypsy's and his hips started swaying. Tsukimori's jaws Tsuchuira and Hihara cheered like two drunk dudes.

Yunoki: I got (I got) shivers (shivers),
When you touch my face,
I'll make you hot,
Get all you got,
I'll make you wanna say

(Jai Ho) (2x)

Yunoki did a cartwheel! then fell down. MUAHAHAHA!

I got (I got) fever (fever),
Running like a fire,
For you I will go all the way,
I gonna take you higher (Jai Ho)
I keep it steady
'Cause steady is how I do it.
This beat is heavy, so heavy,
You gonna feel it.

then he slapped his ass.

(Jai Ho) You are the reason that I breathe,
(Jai Ho) You are the reason that I still believe,
(Jai Ho) You are my destiny,
Jai Ho! Oh-oh-oh-oh!

(Jai Ho) No there is nothing that can stop us,
(Jai Ho) Nothing can ever come between us,
(Jai Ho) So come and dance with me,
Jai Ho! Oohh oh

Catch me, catch me, catch me, c'mon catch me,
I want you now,
I know you can save me, come and save me,
I need you now.

and flipped his hair.

I am yours forever, yes, forever,
I will follow,
Anywhere in anyway,
Never gonna let go.

(Jai Ho) (2x)

Escape (escape) away (away),
I'll take you to a place,
This fantasy of you and me,
I'll never lose the chase. (Jai Ho)

Yeaahhhh (Jai Ho) Yeaahhhh

I can (I can) feel you (feel you),
Rushing through my veins,
There's an notion in my heart,
I will never be the same.

(Jai Ho)

Just keep it burnin', yeah baby,
Just keep it comin', (Jai Ho)
You're gonna find out, baby,
I'm one in a million.

(Jai Ho) You are the reason that I breathe,
(Jai Ho) You are the reason that I still believe,
(Jai Ho) You are my destiny,
Jai Ho! Oh-oh-oh-oh!

then he went all hip-hop

(Jai Ho) No there is nothing that can stop us,
(Jai Ho) Nothing can ever come between us,
(Jai Ho) So come and dance with me,
Jai Ho! Oohh oh

Catch me, catch me, catch me, c'mon catch me,
I want you now,
I know you can save me, come and save me,
I need you now.

I am yours forever, yes, forever,
I will follow,
Anywhere in anyway,
Never gonna let go.

Jai Ho (Yeeeaaahh), Jai Ho (Yeeeaaahh), Jai Ho

I need you,
Gonna make it,

(Jai Ho)

I'm ready,
So take it!

(Jai Ho) You are the reason that I breathe,
(Jai Ho) You are the reason that I still believe,
(Jai Ho) You are my destiny,
Jai Ho! Oh-oh-oh-oh!

(Jai Ho) No there is nothing that can stop us,
(Jai Ho) Nothing can ever come between us,
(Jai Ho) So come and dance with me,
Jai Ho! Oohh oh

Jai Ho!

Baila baila!

Jai Ho!

Baila baila!

Jai Ho!

Baila baila!

Jai Ho!

" TAKE THAT TSUKIMORI-KUN!" shouted Yunoki as he pointed at Tsukimori then passed out from the dancing.( go yu-no-ki!)

" Yunoki sempai you are so gay" whispered Tsukimori. As he spun the wheel again. This time Shimizu stood up and face him with a gigantic grin on his face.

" Shimizu-kun, are you okay?" asked Tsukimori

"yeahi'mokayi'msohappythaticouldsinganddanceanddanceandsinganddanceandithinkimabouttofartooopsialredydid!" said Shimizu hyperactively.

"Are you high on sugar?" asked Tsukimori

"No!ifoundsaltonmydeskthismorningandtheniaccidentallyatesomeofitI'msohappy!" he replied

'what the hell why is shimizu-kun so hyperactive? And why are they all here?' though Kahoko.

Tsukimori spun the wheel and it landed on party people by Nelly ft. Fergie, and a maid costume, Shimizu rushed to the changing room and immediately came back fully dressed with make up on.

"HITITTSUKIMORISEMPAI!" he shouted ( I don't understand how len could understand him)

Shimizu started beatboxing then.

ORDER IN COURTTT!

Let's go. (Ay) (Ay)
St. Louis
Derrty ENT
Yeaaahh.
Let's go
I told ya Im gon' change the game
LA all day
They cant stop ya boy
I get money
Ya'll mothafuckers aint ready

Just walked thru the door
what's it gonna be,
I can't get to the floor
boys all over me.
Where my party, pa' party party pa' party people at?
Where my party, pa' party party pa' party people at?

Just walked thru the door
what's it gonna be,
I can't get to the floor
girls all over me.
Where my party, pa' party party pa' party people at?
Where my party, pa' party party pa' party people at?

It's SHIMIZU(MUTHFUCKA!)
Comin straight up out the Lou
and all you New Edition-ass rappers better cool it now
for I make a fool of yall',
paper stacked as tall as Yao Ming
look at the bling
settings in rings
lookin like basketballs.

Just walked thru the door
what's it gonna be,
I can't get to the floor
boys all over me.
Where my party, pa' party party pa' party people at?
Where my party, pa' party party pa' party people at?

Just walked thru the door
what's it gonna be,
I can't get to the floor
girls all over me.
Where my party, pa' party party pa' party people at?
Where my party, pa' party party pa' party people at?

Where my party people at ?! (x8)

Well it's Keiichi (MUTHAFUCKA!)
Comin straight from CalifornIA
stuntin in my loc locs.
[ Nelly Lyrics are found on .com ]
Dreamin bout me M.I.A.,
boyfriend wonderin where I'm at,
cause I'm in the spot spot.
Why he always tryin to be puttin me down on lock lock?

Just walked thru the door
what's it gonna be,
I can't get to the floor
boys all over me.
Where my party, pa' party party pa' party people at?
Where my party, pa' party party pa' party people at?

Just walked thru the door
what's it gonna be,
I can't get to the floor
girls all over me.
Where my party, pa' party party pa' party people at?
Where my party, pa' party party pa' party people at?

Patiently waitin & takin my time
watchin these haters
don't come with they rhymes
watchin these suckers are mimickin, gimmickin
then they start fallin off one at a time.
You can go search but you never could find,
I promise you derrty I'm one of a kind.
Mold is broken, the formulas mine.
I killed the idea and destroyed the design.

I was patiently waitin & takin my time
Now that I'm here I'm gettin my shine.
All of you haters can kiss a behind,
specifically speakin I'm talkin bout mine.
Don't need you to tell me, I know that I'm fine.
I'm killin it baby so call it a crime.
Yea you watch it I'm stealin my time
I told you before that big girls don't cry.

I look up at the star, girls don't fuck as hard.

Just walked thru the door
what's it gonna be,
I can't get to the floor
boys all over me.
Where my party, pa' party party pa' party people at?
Where my party, pa' party party pa' party people at?

Just walked thru the door
what's it gonna be,
I can't get to the floor
girls all over me.
Where my party, pa' party party pa' party people at?
Where my party, pa' party party pa' party people at?

Where my party people at ?!

Where my party people at ?! OHHHH!

Then after his exhausting song, Shimizu fell asleep!( I'll make him eat salt later too!)

All that was left was Tsukimori, then he spun the wheel and it landed on…

Sway by the pussycat dolls…again! Then the costume he had to wear was his ultimate nightmare! A teddybear!

" HAH! TSUKIMORI A TEDDYBEAR!" taunted Tsuchuira

"I'll have your ugly ass on my insects grave!" shouted Tsukimori

"COWARD!" shouted Hihara

" I guess I have no choice!" he shouted in frustration.

He changed into a teddybear then swayed his hips to the beath and started singing.

Ah ooh ah
Do-do-do-do-do
Do-do-do-do-do
When marimba rhythms start to play
Dance with me, make me sway
Like a lazy ocean hugs the shore
Hold me close, sway me more
Like a flower bending in the breeze
Bend with me, sway with ease
When we dance you have a way with me
Stay with me, sway with me
Other dancers may be on the floor (be on the floor)
Dear, but my eyes will see only you (see ony you) Only
you have that magic technique
When we sway I go weak (I go so weak)
I can hear the sounds of violins
Long before it begins (it begins)
Make me thrill as only you know how (you know how)
Sway me smooth ,sway me now (give me more)
Sway me, make me (hey yeah)
Thrill me, hold me
Bend me, ease me
You have a way with me (me)
(Hey yeah) Sway me
Sway (sway sway)

Ba-ba-ba-ba-ra-ra
Ba-ba-ra-ra
Ba-ba-ra-ra
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ra-ra
Ba-ba-ra-ra
Ba-ba-ra-ra
Ba-ra-ba-ba-ra

Other dancers may be on the floor
Dear, but my eyes will see only you
Only you have that magic technique
When we sway I go weak (weak weak weak weak)
I go weak (weak weak weak)
I can hear the sounds of violins
Long before it begins
Make me thrill as only you know how (you know how)
Sway me smooth, sway me now (sway me now)

Tsukimori sang while holding a broomstick.(hehe such a hot flawless guy witch!)

Make me thrill as only you know how (come sway me)
Sway me smooth, sway me now (Come sway me baby, Come and sway me)
Make me thrill as only you know how
Sway me smooth, sway me now
Sway me
Sway me
Sway me now CHA!

Finished Tsukimori as he playfully slapped his perfectly shaped ass!

Then they all heard a thud except for Yunoki and Shimizu because their having thei beauty sleep. On the floor was Hino Kahoko all unconscious."'Heh…" twitched all of them

That's all! Oh! OH! and watch out for kanazawa,ousaki,kaji,etou,and kira! ft. LILI!