Diary of a Dead Detective

by BlueCampbell

The private thoughts of our favorite "dead" detective. Rated T for violence, suggestive themes, and drug use.

1. Day 3

Days dead: 3

I attended my own funeral today. Everybody was blubbering and crying and going on like idiots. How pathetic. Mrs. Hudson was angry, and cursed my headstone. John cried more than most.

I don't understand. I am just one man.

SH