This is rated T because of suggestive interaction between Freddie and the girls and a few bad words. Meant to be a funny, tongue in cheek scene. Of course, Cat wouldn't really act like this, but if she did, this is how Sam would probably react. Or worse. Seddie Lime at the end and a few bad words give it a T rating.
We pick up at the scene where Cat opens the door and Freddie goes pushing past her.
"Sam! I'm here, Sam! Where's Sam? Is she alright?"
Cat looked Freddie up and down. 'Man, he is cute' she thought to herself. Cat could feel herself getting aroused at the thought of being alone in the apartment with him. Not that Cat was slutty or anything, but she knew a cute boy when she saw one and her hormones easily got the best of her.
"Oh, heh-heh, yeah she's not here right now. But you can hang out with me." Cat flirted, twirling her red hair around her index finger and trying to look all seductive.
"Bu-but you said she was hurt." Freddie stammered. "When you called me, you said she was run over by an SUV and had broken her buttocks. Aw, Geez, I said buttocks in front of a girl!"
"Well, I might have maybe just told you that to get you to come here." Cat confessed, playing shy and innocent and moving closer to him. "But since you're here, we can do something together."
"You what?" Freddie glared at her, throwing his hands in the air. "Do you have any idea how worried I was. Not to mention how much it cost me to get a last minute flight to L.A. from Seattle." He was getting more pissed by the minute and at the moment. He couldn't figure out of this was Sam's idea of a joke and she put this obviously weak minded girl up to doing her dirty work or this girl was just some kind psychopath.
"Aw, I'm sorry, Freddie." Cat got up against him and touched his forearms gently. "I promise I'll make it up to you."
"I don't want anyone to make anything up to me. I want to see Sam and I want to see her NOW!" He demanded, backing away from the girl. Freddie was livid and nothing Cat could say or do was going to fix it.
Cat took advantage of their positioning and simply pushed him backward a few more inches and onto the sofa. She then promptly sat on his lap and began kissing him.
"Stop that! Get off me!" He demanded. "I want to see my girlfr, er Sam. What is your problem, woman? Let me up!" Freddie struggled to get away from the tiny girl to no avail. The angle he fell on the sofa, combined with her weight on him had him firmly pinned down.
As Freddie continued to struggle to free himself, Sam opened the door and walked in with Jade behind her and Robbie in tow. Her eyes were filled with the sight of her room mate mounting a brown haired boy on their sofa as she feverishly kissed him. "Oh, um, sorry Cat, I didn't know you had a date. We can just give you a bit." Sam turned to leave.
"Cat!" Poor Robbie was heartbroken at the sight of his crush riding another guy.
"Sam?" The boy squeaked from under the red head, trying again to push the girl away who was currently straddling him.
She recognized his voice. This wasn't just any boy, it was her ex-boyfriend, who she still loved madly, Freddie Benson. "Benson?" Sam narrowed her eyes at the two.
"Robbie." Cat turned to see her roomie and her friend, and her long-time crush all staring at her and her victim. "Wh-what are you doing here?"
"Caaa-aaattt!" Sam exclaimed, her eyes filled with jealous fury. "What the frick is up with this?"
"Jade?" Freddie questioned, looking at the dark haired girl, not understanding Sam's hanging out with a Goth. Cat briefly told him about Jade and Sam hanging out together as she attempted to seduce him.
"Robbie." Sam looked at the other boy. "I tried to tell you she wasn't going to wait for you."
"Caaat." Jade said with a smirk and a thumbs up, proud of her little friend for getting some action. Jade, sensing the hostility building in the blonde standing beside her, quickly started taking video with her phone. This day was going to be epic. First, she'd get some really cool girl-fight footage to post online. Second Cat was going to get her scrawny little, squeaky-voiced ass beat, something Jade wanted desperately to do many times, but didn't because she was her friend. Third, Sam would never speak to Cat again, she'd move out and the two of them could get a place together. Sam would be a radical room mate.
"Cat!" Robbie gasped. "I can't believe you, canoodling with this jerk." He could hardly get so much as a kiss out of Cat.
"So, Freddie is it? Well, now that we all know each other." Jade cracked, continuing to record footage.
"How could you make out with the only boy I've ever loved?" Sam pouted at Cat.
"Wait, am I sensing that there's history between you two." Jade motioned between Sam and Freddie.
"I'm not proud of it." Sam quckly snapped. "Get off him you little skunk bag!" The blonde lunged toward Cat, only to be held back by Robbie, who wasn't aware touching Sam Puckett was a crime punishable by death. "Get your hands off me or I'll rip your arms off and beat you to death with them." She pulled away from Robbie.
"Why am I a skunk bag? We're on a date." Cat lied, trying to play innocent, snuggling into his chest. "He's so adorable, if he was your boyfriend, how could you leave a boy like this?"
"I was NOT kissing her! And we aren't on a damn date." Freddie defended. "She was practically raping me. Sam, what the hell's wrong with this chick? And you, Jade is it, would you mind terribly not recording this."
"Yeah, I'd mind." Jade argued, continuing to record.
Cat finally dismounted Freddie, pulled her sweater back down from where she had the front of it hiked up to expose her lacy push-up bra to the boy.
Freddie jumped up and attempted to approach Sam for a hug. "Aw, Sam. Thank God you're alright. I was so worried."
"Looks like you were real worried while you were trying to snake my friend. Don't touch me, you dick weed." Sam shoved him away from her body. "How could you come to town and make out with this bee-chon and not come to see me first."
"I, I, I." Freddie stuttered. "I wasn't even, er, but, um, with her. Canoodling? I mean, I came here b-because I thought you were hurt and I wanted to make sure you were alright and then she accosted me. Accosted, Sam."
"You're getting better at lying, dork." Sam stood in front of him with her hands on her hips. "That was almost believable."
"It-it's true!" He defended. "Every word of it. She was molesting me, I swear. I didn't want to do that!"
"Alright, let's start at the beginning, why the chiz would you think I was hurt? Did you finally go as bat shit crazy as your mom?"
"It was her!" He pointed at Cat. "She called me, told me you were run over by a sports utility vehicle and had a broken buttocks. Dang! I said it again. My mom's gonna kill me."
Sam's glare again focused on her room mate. "Is that true? You invited him here? Not that I'm not happy to see him but why would you tell him something like that?"
"Because you were hanging out with Jade and I was lonely and I thought if your old boyfriend was in town, you'd forget about my friend and hang out with him instead."
"Yeah, well that still doesn't explain why were mounting him and trying to seduce him. And what about poor Robbie, here? I thought you two had a thing." Sam poked Robbie in the head with her index finger.
"Well, when he got here and I saw how cute he was, I sort of, well, I kinda wanted to, um, you know. I have needs, Sam. Needs you can't fill. And Robbie, well, Robbie doesn't pay any attention to me anymore."
"What do you mean? We eat lunch together almost every day." Robbie defended, his voice cracking. "And I always give you my chocolate chip cookie. You're my little kitty-Cat."
"Alright, first off, ew. Second, she's got a point, Puckett. The boy's pretty good looking." Jade pointed out. "Hell, even I'd jump him and I like girls."
"Not helping here, West!" Sam snapped, grabbing Freddie by the hand. "With me, nub."
Robbie approached Cat. "I'm sorry if you think I've been ignoring you, Cat. Maybe you feel neglected. I've just been so busy studying for SAT's and all."
"You're not mad at me for making out with Freddie?" Cat asked, now ashamed of herself.
"I could never be mad at you, Kitty-Cat, you're too beautiful. I wrote a song for you. You wanna hear it?"
Jade rolled her eyes and covered her ears in anticipation. Meanwhile Sam had pulled Freddie into the bedroom and slammed the door shut. "You have ten seconds, Benson. Ten seconds to convince me why I shouldn't beat your ass. Starting now."
Freddie stared at Sam for a few seconds, taking in her beautiful curves, which seemed to be ever curvier than the last time he saw her.
"Clock's ticking, nub." Sam smacked his shoulder to get his attention.
Finally, as Sam was clenching her fist and preparing to beat the ever-loving snot out of him, he leaned forward and kissed her. His hands found their way to her hips as he steadied their position and she ran her hands around his neck to pull his face closer to hers. The kissing became heated and quickly turned into an intense, lust-filled tongue wrestling match.
After nearly a minute, they broke apart and caught their breath. "I . . . missed . . . you, Sam." Freddie panted.
"Back . . . at cha, . . Benson." She panted back.
"So you're sure you're not hurt." He looked her up and down.
"I've never been better. But Cat's day is going to get a lot worse, real soon."
"Why don't you just let this one go and show me around town. You know, in case I'd want to ever move here myself or choose a college in L.A. The guidance counselor told me they have a pretty good program at Caltech."
"Orrrrr, I could just show you around my bedroom and beat Cat's skinny little ass later." Sam moved them closer to her bed and collapsed with him on top of her, again pressing their lips together.
Two hours later, Sam emerged from the bedroom. Her hair was mussed and she was wearing her Union Jack robe as she headed to the kitchen for a drink. Cat, Jade and Robbie were sitting around the table, playing a board game.
"Where's Freddie?" Cat innocently asked.
"He's sleeping. I think I might have broke him. And you," she pointed at Cat, "you can be lucky I'm a little stiff right now or I'd be kicking your butt."
"Sounded like you two were kicking something." Jade smirked.
"Um, yeah. Sorry about that, guys. Oh, and Cat, just to warn you, you may want to change your sheets."
"Ahhh, Saaa-aaam! You did it on my bed, in front of my giraffe?" Cat moaned.
A few minutes later, Freddie came out the hall and snuck up behind Sam and wrapped his arms around her waist.
"I thought you were sleeping, babe." Sam turned her head, so their lips could meet.
"Just came out for a drink, princess. Have to keep up the ol' bodily fluids and all, you know."
"Uh, Cat. Didn't you say you were going to spend the night at Jade's" Sam asked.
"Wai, what?" Jade questioned, only to see Sam giving her a pleading look. "Oh, yeah, that's right. You were going to stay at my place so we could do that civics project that's due on Monday."
"Well, I'd better go pack my bag." Cat skipped off past Sam and a shirtless Freddie on her way to the bedroom.
"You owe me big time, Puckett." Jade stated, looking at Freddie's bare chest. "And pass me a Blue Dog."
A few minutes later, Cat emerged from the bedroom, carrying her overnight bag and her precious purple giraffe. "Man, it smells funny in there."
Hope you all enjoyed the implied Seddie action.