Here's chapter 1! I hope everyone likes it!

"Hi-ya!" Ike cried, thrashing his sword at his opponent. Mario went flying towards the edge of the battlefield. Hanging on by just his fingers, Mario looked up to see Ike towering over him.

"Ike, don't! Please!" Mario pleaded with him.

"Sorry bro. I gotta do what I gotta do," Ike said, and kicked his fingers off the platform.

"No!" Mario cried as he fell out of the arena. Ike chuckled to himself as he watched Mario disappear.

"No one can defeat me," he said in the height of his winning streak. "I've said good bye to Wario, Snake, Ness, and now Mario…"

"Wanna add your name to the list?"

"Oh no. It's you." Ike turned around and only caught a glimpse of the orange suit before the cosmic blast sent him flying off into oblivion. "SAMUS!" he cried as he disappeared.

"Too easy," Samus shook her head. "Just get them thinking that they're it, and then they fall like leaves in a hurricane."

"Nice analogy," someone said behind her. Samus turned around to see Pit, glowing.

"How did you…?" Samus began.

"The Smash Ball came while you were talking to yourself," Pit explained. "Which reminds me, PALUTENA!" An image of the goddess of light appeared as well as the centrions. "MOVE OUT!"

"I'll get you for this Pit!" Samus called as the army of centrions attacked her and threw her off the edge.

"I love you too!" Pit called after her.

"He-ya!" Link cried as he entered the arena. "Prepare to fall to Hyrule's greatest warrior!"

"Is that a real fact, or did Zelda tell you that?" Pit taunted.

"Both actually," Link played along. "I'm surprised that you haven't run back to Kid Icarus yet."

"I just got here," Pit said.

"So did I," Link replied. "So let's do this!" He whipped out his bow and began to shoot arrows at Pit. Pit shoot his own arrows back at Link, which canceled out both attacks.

"Well that just wasted some time," Link commented. "Why don't we choose another way to fight?"

"Ok," Pit shrugged and transformed his bow into a dual blade.

"Oh yeah, I forgot you could do that," Link said, realizing that perhaps he was better off in the arrow war. But before Pit could deliver a final blow to Link, both were frozen in their tracks. Literally!

"Yet! We got em'!" the boy ice climber exclaimed as he and his sister floated down to the arena.

"Let. Us. Out." Link said choppily seeing as though his lips were smashed up against the ice.

"Nah, it's too much fun watching you two chill out," the girl ice climber giggled at her own joke.

"Cute joke. But I think it's time to heat things up a bit," Bowser said as he slammed down onto the battlefield. The force of his slam cracked the ice surrounding Pit and Link. But not enough to break it.

"Aw man! Why'd they have to send you in next?" the boy ice climber complained. They knew they were no match for Bowser. He was bigger than both of them put together!

"So I could do this," Bowser replied and blew fire at Link and Pit. Their ice cages melted instantly and they were ready to fight.

"Uh-oh," the girl ice climber said as Link, Bowser, and Pit stood in front of the two, weapons ready. "This won't end well." And with that, the ice climbers were shot off into oblivion. A bell rang and the three were transported back to the mansion.

"Nice work guys," Link high fived Bowser and Pit.

"Yes, that was a very nice training round everyone," Master Hand congratulated everyone. "A great way to end training for break."

"Break? What break?" Ike asked. "You never said anything about a break."

"Ike, Christmas is in three days," Peach said. "Why wouldn't we get a break for that?"

"But still! He never said that we'd be getting a break!" Ike pointed out.

"I think this is just confusing him way more than it should be," Samus said.

"Then let's leave it at this, you're all done with training for two weeks," Master Hand said. "Have a good break." All the brawlers cheered. They were going to enjoy this.

Next Time: A ninja takes a try at babysitting.

Read on! (Please) =3