Disclaimer: I do not own the very charming Gollum or other names I took from the Lord of the Rings! Of course, they are Tolkien's characters and names!
But I own one character that will also appear in this story! And some of the names are my invention!
February, 12th – two daysss till filthy day
Deer diary!
Today, we walks in the park and looksss at all the mortals around, and there was many of them. Mossst of them was with a second one of their race, always hand in hand and all was kisssing.
Disgusssting! Can't them do that at home? That filthy lying pack of mortals! Why do them have to do it in the park. Stupid Valentine'sss Day!
We can't see that any longer, can we, precioussss?
No, we can't, gollum, gollum!
So, what can we do against them stupid mortals, kisssing, embracing each other, preciousss?
We know what we can do!
Tell us, preciousss!
We can write a lonely heartssss ad and for a newspaper!
And get our own mortal girl?
Yesss! Then we can also kisss and embrace! Gollum, gollum!
That'sss a good thing, preciousss! Could be my idea!
It isss, you dork!
Ok, let'sss do it right now! We can'ts wait. But, how do we do it?
Why mussst I be the second half of something that it SSSO STUPID?
We mussst go to the office of the Gondorian Times and gives them our ad! That'sss really easy! Gollum, gollum!
Let'sss go!
To be continued...
My second story! Please write a review and let me know if this is total stupid or if you like it! Thanks!
Of course, I know that Valentine's Day is over, but I couldn't post the story earlier!