This is Less of a Fic, and more of an excuse to use a crappy Pun. xDDD


"Axel, get off the couch! Jesus, you've been watching TV all day. We gotta go to the store now. Unless you'd like to go hungry for the next week."

An irritated Roxas further emphasized his annoyance with his couch potato boyfriend by prying the remote control from his hands.

"There, I turned it off. Now come on, get up."

"Dude! What the hell man! I've never seen this cycle! And I'm only three episodes from finding out who wins! Please Roxy? We can go shopping later. Food can wait, Tyra Banks can not."

Yes, that is correct, Axel had gotten sucked into an America's Next Top Model marathon on MTV. And he was hellbent on finishing it.

"Axel, this shit is on every weekend. Get up now." Roxas was screaming now.

The redhead, not wanting to deal with a pissed off Roxas all weekend, decided to give the baby his bottle, and go to the store.


Later that night in bed, things were getting...heated, for lack of another T-rated term.

Axel smirked, "Hey Roxy, you wanna be on top?"