Chapter 1 Dirty Little Secret

Bella's POV

Alice and I sat on my bed in my room with our heads in our hands. How much longer were we going to last? This had been going on for 3 days now! The boredom was killing us, so to speak. The boys…Jasper, Emmett and my Edward had gotten this new game for Playstation 3 called Call of Duty 6. Edward had been so excited since he said it wasn't out in stores and they happen to get it, which didn't surprise me at all. 3 days non-stop they played that damn game. Even all night at one point! Alice, Rosalie and I were seriously going crazy from the lack of "action" we were getting, if you get what I mean.

I was about to get up and say something but Rosalie stormed into my room, with a furious look on her face. "That god damn game is ruining everything!!" she roared. She punched my wall in anger and left a huge hole.

I rolled my eyes. "And my wall deserved that why…?" I said sarcastically.

He looked at me, than the wall and her face soften some but not much. "Sorry, Emmett is just really pissing me off. 3 days and no sex! That's like…a record for us!"

Alice laughed quietly and moved over on my bed so Rosalie could sit with us. "I know the feeling. Jasper and I? Nothing. And Bella, I'm surprised that you and Edward haven't either. He can never take his hands off you! I mean I see what you two do and oh god it's hot. I even try out some of on Jasper…" She said grinning and then winked.

My mouth fell open and I shut it just as fast. "What-how-you-you're so unbelievable!" I wailed, slapping her arm. Rosalie burst into laughter at seeing my face. I looked at them and started laughing with them, it was hard not to. I loved them both so much. Rosalie continued laughing for a moment and then stopped suddenly.

"But really, we need to think of a way to get them to stop playing that stupid game and fast." She pushed a piece of her beautiful blonde hair behind her ear. Alice looked at her and then me. She sat there for a moment and then sighed heavily. "I got nothing. Sorry." She frowned and put her chin on her knees. Rosalie and I looked at her somewhat shocked.

"But…you always have a plan. Something evil and fun!" Rosalie said, implying that Alice was diabolical. Alice glared at her threw narrow eyes. "I said I have nothing. I'm sorry if that's not good enough for you." She growled out at Rose. Rose narrowed her eyes and shot a smart ass remark at Alice. The fight continued and I sat there thinking for awhile. The suddenly a brilliant idea hit me. I sat straight up.

"Guys! I have the perfect plan!" I emphasized on the word perfect. Rose and Alice suddenly stopped arguing and look at me.

Alice's face lit up and Rose's face turned mischievous. "Oh, do tell Bella!" They both said at the same time. I laughed at them and rolled my eyes at them.

"Okay it's pretty dirty and it's gonna involve Alice having to give Emmett a lap dance, Me giving one to Jasper and you Rose giving one to Edward." I said snickering. They looked at me shocked and then both of their faces turned into huge grins. Alice gave me a high five.

"Bella…" Rose said laughing, "I like how you think."

I grinned at her. "I know."

Alice laughed and then her face turned serious. "We should get out of here away from them so they can't hear us. We have to get this plan exactly right." Rose and I both nodded and followed Alice downstairs towards the door.