D. Va's scream echoed for fifty miles around her. Glass broke, eardrums smashed, weaker buildings toppled, yet even the strongest were shaken.
She had run out of Doritos.
The seemingly infinite wellspring of triangular goodness had finally depleted. She had frantically checked every bag looking for crumbs, but found not a single mote of Dorito dust. She grabbed her gun, crawled into her Meka and flew through the large, well-used hole in the side of the garage.
The local grocery store heard the boosters putter out as the gremlin left her Meka in the parking lot, taking up a spot and a half of space and crushing two cars and a moped. An alarm sounded throughout the store. A supervisor screamed over the P.A., ordering them around. "This is a Code Pink! I repeat, Code Pink! This is not a drill! Assume positions around the snack aisles! If you must, fight with your lives!" He saluted, a single tear running from his eye. "Mother... I won't let you down."
D. Va shot a few rounds into the door, blowing it off. Her presence was terrifying to all who saw her, and many ran as soon as she arrived.
"Technically, I am a legal adult."
She grabbed a shopping cart, ran with her tiny gremlin legs, then jumped up onto it and sailed towards the snack aisle, mowing down five employees on the way. First was a large selection of candy. Her tiny, swift gremlin arms practically ripped it all off of the shelves. However, there was still more.
"Food." The chips were next. There was a lot of Doritos, mostly to keep the Gremlin sated. All of it was torn from the shelves, filling the cart. Bags upon bags of many different flavours piled atop it, creating a mountain. Her eyes bulged, and her brow furrowed further. Tiny stars danced in her eyes. The stars, of course, were Doritos.
Finally, she found the Mountain Dew. All of the 2 liter bottles were piled into the cart, followed by the six-packs. An employee, foolishly coming near her, asked her to stop. Her head turned 180 degrees around her neck to face him, and he froze in fear. He could see ten million burning suns exploding within her eyes. Before he knew it, there was a gun to his forehead. He was dead in an instant.
Next came the snack size Doritos, and as the pile of food grew higher, grew more ravenous. And soon, all the Doritos in the store were in D. Va's cart. She then raided the stock in the back, her intense gremlin strength allowing her to carry many boxes of Doritos to the checkout.
The checkout man just let her pass.
She loaded her meka full of Doritos, Dew and candy before rocketing it off to her home. Soon, the stashes were all full. She celebrated by devouring ten large bags and taking a Mountain Dew bath, which she later drank through a swirly straw.
The gremlin was sated.