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YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE IT, EVEN IF I TOLD YOU

Chapter 1

Welcome To Augwaj

There is a village called Augwaj in Romania that is nestled on the foot of Death Mountain. I is a very small village, only a few people live there. Not many travelers come there because it is said that vampires live on Death Mountain. Anyone who goes there after sunset never returns. Since Death Mountain is so close to Augwaj, most people just steer clear of the place. Besides, Augwaj is located in the middle of nowhere. The people who live there barely ever leave the village. Everything they need is there. Most people who live in Augwaj don't believe in vampires. The people who do believe have family there who don't want to leave or they are just too lazy to get their buts out of the village.

Hermione Granger was one of the odd people who did believe in vampires, but wasn't afraid. Hermione didn't have any family. They had all died of a strange illness that had passed through the village. She didn't have any friends either, except for Ross, but he wasn't even her friend. All he wanted to do was get in her pants. Hermione lived with an old woman named Agatha. Agatha taught her how to cook, how to clean, how to garden and how to take care of herself.

"Hermione!" Agatha yelled.

"Yes Agatha," Hermione yelled back. She slipped on her cheaply made dress and put her apron over it then did her hair in a sloppy ponytail.

"I need you to go up to Death Mountain and get us some Bicknickles," Agatha yelled from the bottom of the stairs.

Agatha was something like a Healer in the village. She brewed weird potions and gave them to people who needed them. Hermione was in charge of picking the herbs and bringing them back to Agatha.

"Alright," Hermione said coming down the stairs.

Hermione glanced around the tiny kitchen then grabbed an apple and a lump of cheese and stuck them in her apron.

"Take this to," Agatha said handing her a few pieces of bread.

"Thanks," Hermione said. She stuck them in her apron too.

"I'll see you later Agatha," Hermione exclaimed slipping on her sandals and heading out the front door.

As she walked through the village, Hermione ate her breakfast. There was still a bit of a mist in the early morning air. Hermione needed to get and early start so she could get to Death Mountain, pick the herbs, and come back before sunset.

"Hermione! Wait up!"

Hermione looked back and sighed, it the Ross. Hermione didn't slow her pace and walked faster.

Ross ran up to her, "Why didn't you wait for me?"

"I'm in a hurry Ross," Hermione grumbled.

"Oh!" Ross said. They walked for a ways. Up a few hills and then started up Death Mountain.

As soon as they were a little ways up, Ross asked, "Will you go out with me Hermione?"

"Ross, we've been over this a million times, you say will you go out with me, and I say no!" Hermione said annoyed.

"But I want you, so so bad," Ross complained.

"No you don't! Besides, what happened to Olivia?" Hermione asked. Olivia was Ross's girlfriend.

"She's in the past, my new mission is you," Ross said determinedly.

"I won't go out with you, all you want to do is have sex with me, then you'll drop me, just like Olivia! Besides, you're an annoying little prat!" Hermione exclaimed.

Ross opened his mouth, and then closed it.

"I thought so," Hermione compliments.

By now, they had reached the dark part of Death Mountain that has all the trees on it. Hermione reached a soft bed of moss and knelt down. She felt around for some Bicknickles but couldn't find any so she moved on to the next bed of moss.

Suddenly, Ross came over and pushed. Hermione fell onto her stomach on the bed of moss.

"What are you doing Ross?" Hermione asked nervously.

"Since you won't be with me, I'll make you!" Ron exclaimed.

"You wouldn't!" Hermione gasped, knowing very well he would.

"Try me," Ross laughed. Then he pulled a knife out of his pocket.

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