The Legend of Zelda: Afterthoughts...
Disclaimer: Ok everybody, we don't own Zelda BLAH BLAH BLAH you get the point.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~Zelda!!!~*~*~*~*~*~*~*Rules!!!*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Russ: Hi again everybody! I'm here with my special guest star Anthony or Antman!! Hal isn't here at the time so.yeah!
Ant: The above introduction is incorrect, as I am the Dark Overlord of all!!! *loud maniacal laughter*
Russ: Right, anyway it's late! Were BORED!!! So now I hope you will all read what strange things could happen after Zelda!
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Ant: Just so y'all know I'm the narrator! It's now Link and Zelda's Wedding, although they both aren't sure if they actually love each other.
Link: Navi, do you think marrying Zelda is a good idea?
Navi: What, am I supposed to know the answer to everything? I helped you out throughout Ocarina of Time, for Christ's sake. All I'm really supposed to do anyway is say things like 'hey' 'look' and 'listen'. To annoy the players!!
Link: Navi, did you take your medication today?
Navi: MEDICATION?!?! What the hell do you think I am?? Some drug addict!?!?! *smokes*
Zelda: *comes in with barely anything on* What's happening in here?
Link: Navi's off her medication!!!!!
Zelda: OMIGOD!! Do you remember what happened last time?!?!
Ant: OOOH OOOH A FLASHBACK
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*Flashback (duh)~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Zelda: Navi, did you take your medicine this morning?
Navi: WHAT!?!?!?! *Fuming* I don't need no *this word is unsuitable for placement in this fanfic*-ing medicine!?!? What, do you think I'm a nut!?!?!
*Many nods from nearby people*
Link: Navi, calm down! Do you want me to get the net?
Navi: NET!!!! You ain't getting me in no god damn net!!! *Lights castle on fire* HAA HAA HAA!
Link: THAT'S IT!!! I'M GETTING THE NET!!!
Navi: OH NO YOU AIN'T *wand lights up and goes BOOM!!!*
Zelda: Uh oh! What did she do?
Navi: HA!!! I'VE SENT CANADA TO JUPITER!
*Nearby people cheer*
Link: *sneaks up on Navi and nets her* Gotcha little bugger!
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Link: Yeah, I remember. I'll call the swat team and get the net.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~Later~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~~*~*
SWAT team captain: Shoot to kill boys!!!
*Gunfire*
SWAT team captain: Okay, throw the bullet-riddled corpse into the trunk as unceremoniously as possible.
*Team carries out orders*
Link: Okay...
Zelda: Right..
Ant: "Go go Power Rangers!". Um oops. back to the story.
Zelda: So, Link, I guess we'd better get ready..
Link: Yup.
*Awkward silence*
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*Later at altar*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Priest: So do any of you UNHOLY, SATANIC.. I mean, FINE PEOPLE, object to the EVIL. uh HOLY, yeah that's right, joining of these two DEMONIC, SINNING, I mean young, happy children of the Lord?
Vladamir the Goron: *obviously drunk as a skunk* ME! ME!
Priest: May I be so kind as to ask why?
Vlad: Because... of Link's green hat!!! Ha, ha, ha!!! *Hiccups and then falls over* April showers bring me blue oranges from. *passes out*
Other Gorons: *also drunk* HA! Green hat!
Link: I knew we shouldn't have given out free Coronas.
Zelda: No one would have come otherwise.
Link: Oh, yeah. Forgot!
Priest: So, taking into account the completely nonreliable opinions of these drunk idiots, do you change your minds...? ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*End of Chapter One~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Russ: ..wow...that was interesting Ant..
Ant: Yup! Wasn't it great!?!?!
Russ: Yeah.. I hope everyone is how do I say 'ready' for another chapter like that!
Link: R&R People!!!
Vlad: Yup! Now let's find those drug dealing monkeys and ask for more 'o' them blue oranges..
Disclaimer: Ok everybody, we don't own Zelda BLAH BLAH BLAH you get the point.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~Zelda!!!~*~*~*~*~*~*~*Rules!!!*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Russ: Hi again everybody! I'm here with my special guest star Anthony or Antman!! Hal isn't here at the time so.yeah!
Ant: The above introduction is incorrect, as I am the Dark Overlord of all!!! *loud maniacal laughter*
Russ: Right, anyway it's late! Were BORED!!! So now I hope you will all read what strange things could happen after Zelda!
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Ant: Just so y'all know I'm the narrator! It's now Link and Zelda's Wedding, although they both aren't sure if they actually love each other.
Link: Navi, do you think marrying Zelda is a good idea?
Navi: What, am I supposed to know the answer to everything? I helped you out throughout Ocarina of Time, for Christ's sake. All I'm really supposed to do anyway is say things like 'hey' 'look' and 'listen'. To annoy the players!!
Link: Navi, did you take your medication today?
Navi: MEDICATION?!?! What the hell do you think I am?? Some drug addict!?!?! *smokes*
Zelda: *comes in with barely anything on* What's happening in here?
Link: Navi's off her medication!!!!!
Zelda: OMIGOD!! Do you remember what happened last time?!?!
Ant: OOOH OOOH A FLASHBACK
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*Flashback (duh)~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Zelda: Navi, did you take your medicine this morning?
Navi: WHAT!?!?!?! *Fuming* I don't need no *this word is unsuitable for placement in this fanfic*-ing medicine!?!? What, do you think I'm a nut!?!?!
*Many nods from nearby people*
Link: Navi, calm down! Do you want me to get the net?
Navi: NET!!!! You ain't getting me in no god damn net!!! *Lights castle on fire* HAA HAA HAA!
Link: THAT'S IT!!! I'M GETTING THE NET!!!
Navi: OH NO YOU AIN'T *wand lights up and goes BOOM!!!*
Zelda: Uh oh! What did she do?
Navi: HA!!! I'VE SENT CANADA TO JUPITER!
*Nearby people cheer*
Link: *sneaks up on Navi and nets her* Gotcha little bugger!
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Link: Yeah, I remember. I'll call the swat team and get the net.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~Later~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~~*~*
SWAT team captain: Shoot to kill boys!!!
*Gunfire*
SWAT team captain: Okay, throw the bullet-riddled corpse into the trunk as unceremoniously as possible.
*Team carries out orders*
Link: Okay...
Zelda: Right..
Ant: "Go go Power Rangers!". Um oops. back to the story.
Zelda: So, Link, I guess we'd better get ready..
Link: Yup.
*Awkward silence*
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*Later at altar*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Priest: So do any of you UNHOLY, SATANIC.. I mean, FINE PEOPLE, object to the EVIL. uh HOLY, yeah that's right, joining of these two DEMONIC, SINNING, I mean young, happy children of the Lord?
Vladamir the Goron: *obviously drunk as a skunk* ME! ME!
Priest: May I be so kind as to ask why?
Vlad: Because... of Link's green hat!!! Ha, ha, ha!!! *Hiccups and then falls over* April showers bring me blue oranges from. *passes out*
Other Gorons: *also drunk* HA! Green hat!
Link: I knew we shouldn't have given out free Coronas.
Zelda: No one would have come otherwise.
Link: Oh, yeah. Forgot!
Priest: So, taking into account the completely nonreliable opinions of these drunk idiots, do you change your minds...? ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*End of Chapter One~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Russ: ..wow...that was interesting Ant..
Ant: Yup! Wasn't it great!?!?!
Russ: Yeah.. I hope everyone is how do I say 'ready' for another chapter like that!
Link: R&R People!!!
Vlad: Yup! Now let's find those drug dealing monkeys and ask for more 'o' them blue oranges..