.Brotherly Love (well, sort of).
Co-Written with the awesome SakuraHiwatari :).

[Continued from my Beybladers Vs Call Of Duty Fic].

"If anyone disturbs us, I will shoot you with my gun-"

"Just shut up and get out of my face. Nobody wants to see a fat nosed dwarf fucking a scrawny nurse." Tala slammed the bedroom closed on Ian's face and then rolled his eyes. "I swear he's not normal. I mean, who the fuck plans an accident so they can bang a nurse from the hospital?"

A low snigger slurred from Bryan's mouth and he just shrugged carelessly when Tala shot him a cold glance. "You can't blame a man for trying though. He does pull some pretty birds. It almost makes me want to ask him for tips, but then I remembered that his techniques were given to him from me in the first place."

The pair then paced away from Ian's room to make their way into the kitchen, Bryan grabbed himself a beer from the fridge, yet the fed-up captain prepared himself a sandwich.

"Do you want one?" Asked Bryan with an eyebrow raised, he raised his beer to Tala. "There's a few left."

"No. I am going on my xbox after I have eaten this." Tala clearly wasn't in a celebrator mood, but Bryan soon gave him a reason to down a few beverages. "I want to have a steady aim so I can shoot a bullet into Tyson's fat head."

Again, Bryan cackled under his breath and he closed the fridge. "I hate to say it Tala, but it's been fun to have you back fulltime again. It didn't suit you with a girlfriend because us teammates were so lost without you." He approached the Valkov to slam a comforting hand onto his firm shoulder.

"That's really not comforting for me to hear Bryan. You can't rely on me all the time-" He paused when Bryan grunted cheekily down his ear. "What is so funny? And why are you so close to me?"

Yoink!

He'd snatched Tala's sandwich and sat at the kitchen table to feast upon it. "I only offered you a beer because I was hoping you would offer me a sandwich in return. After all, I noticed how you did it for your ex-girlfriend, so I was hoping you'd still be in the habit of doing that." Winked Bryan as he sloppily stuffed the sandwich into his mouth.

'I should have seen that coming.'~

"You're such a dickhead." Sighed Tala. He then slammed down the knife and raided the cupboard to pull out a packet of crisps. "I'm going back to my xbox to see if I am still in the top 250,000 players."

An eyebrow raised towards Bryan's hairline and he nodded negatively. "Nope. Tysoon has taken that spot now." He announced with his mouthful.

A loud bang filled the air. It was the sound of Tala popping open all the crisps packets at once.

Bryan twisted his lips together to swallow his laughter. He honestly couldn't believe how serious Tala was about this rivalry with Tyson – in fact, sometimes he seemed more passionate about defeating Tyson than Kai did.

"You fucking what?" The Wolborg wielder twitched with a storm brewing in his eyes, "That Dragon loving cunt. He can't have everything!"

The silver haired Russian was choking on his sandwich at this point. He just couldn't breathe because he was laughing so hard. "Tala, stop, you're- you're going to kill me." Bryan begged with tears of amusement flooding down his face.

"Fine." Sulked Tala, "Jeez, I swear having a girlfriend has turned me soft. I can't even concentrate on anything."

Bryan was now on the floor, holding his ribs. "It's supposed to make you hard, not soft." He mocked with his eyes sealed shut.

Tala bent his finger and this thumb to leave a petite gap between them. "I am this close to punching you in the throat." He warned as he shoved a crisp into his mouth to chew on it aggressively.

Once the laughing had left his system, Bryan opened his eyes and reached to the chair for support. He pulled himself up off the floor and groaned when his stitch pulsed through his ribs. He knew that he had to stop because he was so close to wetting himself.

"It's so nice to have you back Tala." Praised Bryan in a weak tone, "I also think it would be disappointing to know that you had lost your virginity to her."

"Why's that?" Tala stopped chewing so he could fully hear Bryan's upcoming response. No doubt it will be sarcastic too! "Go on, give it your worst shot. I dare you."

"Because you're a grouch who is actually a decent guy." Bryan then offered half of his sandwich to his captain and flashed a cosy smile. "You deserve somebody just as decent as you too – a 40 year old virgin-"

"Oh shut up." Tala snatched the sandwich with his free hand and then headed over to his xbox to switch it on. "You better not have told them about what happened with my ex by the way. Kai won't let me forget it otherwise."

Shit – Bryan's face went white when Tala joined the party chat which contained Kai, Tyson, Hiro, Max and Kyoya. Their loud voices could be heard from the otherside of the room, and Bryan couldn't help but howl with laughter at their conversations.

"Would you fuck someone whilst staring at your own face Kai?" Hiro asked in a calm tone, "Or are you the type to have a mirror on your bedroom ceiling so you can watch yourself masterbate?"

"Both." Kai rolled his eyes sarcastically, "Get a life Hiro."

"I never saw a mirror on your bedroom ceiling, Kai." Blinked Tyson in a confused tone, "I feel like I need to back in there to check it out now."

"You've been in Kai's bedroom?" Max turned his head towards his best friend. "Why haven't I been invited yet? Is there something going on between you two or something?"

"What?" Tyson gasped, "No! I was supposed to wait in the lounge until Kai had arrived. But I wondered around the mansion instead."

"Urghhh." Huffed Kai down the microphone. "You're so predictable, Tyson."

"Guys!" Piped up Kyoya with a filthy grin filling his lips. "Tala is here."

"..." Tala couldn't speak.

"It's good to have you back Tala." Hiro announced bluntly. "How was the hospital trip?"

"Yes, lets give him some brotherly love for being such an awesome captain to his teammates." Max cheered encouragingly. "Nice on Tala."

Kai then frowned at Max's comment but sealed his lips shut. After all, nobody fucks with Max. ;)

xXx

A/N: Many years ago, I actually was in the top 250,000 players on the planet in this game. Crazy ay? xD. Anyway, this fic was supposed to be a fluffy and cute idea, but that all soon went down the toilet when I figured out that I wanted I hope you all enjoyed the read as much as I did writing this fic :). I felt so alive and happy - Granger~